This is a riot!! Make sure you scroll down to the Map after you read the joke! Watch for little American Man to walk across the Map.
An
American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing
bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the
Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole b! read??"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In
France, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in
a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell
them to the states.." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and
chuckling).
"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,
then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the
states."
After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you
have sex in France?"
Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big
smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"
Frenchman: "We throw them away, of cours! e."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a
container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell
them to France"
Hope the
American walks across the map for you.
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