You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South.
 
Some of you will enjoy this more than others.... Southerners can be so polite!


 

Atlanta  Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

 
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

 
Atlanta  Tower: " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."

 
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -Allah is Great."

 
Pause....

 
Saudi Air: ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"

 
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."

 
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS  FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

 
 

 
 


 

Atlanta  Tower: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus.  Y'all go on ahead now and tell Allah "hey" for us."

 
 

 

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