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ARCHIVE MATERIAL - July 2003 to July 2005

In Remembrance

Never Forget - Remember the Blood of Heroes


We Must Rebuild

Why we must Rebuild


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  Golf outing at the North Hills Country Club
Ro and Frank in Montauk Butterflies - Summer 2005
College Point Memorial Day Parade HTS Leadership Conference slideshow- Chicago - May 2005 (15MB) Conference Collage
Jacqueline's Communion May 2005 Sunset over New York
Frank Confirmation May 2005 & Special Collage Hanging out at Frank & Sandy's
Happy Easter March 2005 & special Easter collage Pope John Paul II memorial page - 28 Year Papacy
Meet Red - the 124th street Hawk Blizzard March 2005 collage
Dinner and evening at Bryant Park Hotel Arlette's 10 Year Old party
Blizzard January 2005 pictures Vermont Trip @Billy & Viv's - January 2005
Christmas 2004 pictures Happy New Year 2005
Vintage collage of One of me and my honey over the years Christmas dinner with John and Michelle Dec 2004
Annual Holiday party December 2004 pictures - 2 collages - my pics and KCs great shots Frankie V's 1 Year Birthday party December 2004 pictures - and a collage Franlie Vs first year
Thanksgiving 2004 pictures October Sunset pictures
Donald Trump Friars Club Roast - Oct. 2004 Bob & Nancy Eberle 25th Anniversary - Oct. 2004
Niagara Falls - Sept. 2004 Buildings of America
Cicada Nymph Emergence Summer 2004 pics Montauk Vacation 2004 pics
Barbara BD BBQ pics Nick & Dawn's block party pics
Summer 2004 Butterfly pics -  Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3, Pic4 Vinny's 16th Birthday Party
Joe's Holy Cross High School graduation President Ronald Reagan memorial page
College Point Memorial Day Parade 2004 photos The family mourns the loss of one of our beloved cousins. Jimmy 'Rags' Brancazio - pic1 , pic2 , pic3 , pic4
HTS Leadership Conference - Chicago - May 2004 Library Way dedication - w/Willis Reed May 2004
Joey HCHS Prom May 2004 Whitestone Park May 2004
Billy and Herbal Rich Moons @ The Lizard Lounge April 2004 Frank V. Leone Christening April 2004
Orchard Beach April 2004 Gary Yucker memorial page
Astoria Park photos - April 2004 Sarah Dreslik memorial page
College Point from the air Feb. 2004 Frankie V pics. January 2004
snow storm pics from our last 2 storms - 1/15/04 and 1/18/04 Some Whitestone Bridge area pics Winter 2003- Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3
Christmas 2003 Fall Colors @ Billy & Viv's Vermont home - Oct. 2003
BBQ @ John & Michelle's -Aug. 2003 BBQ @ the Young's home -Aug. 2003
Fun @ Billy & Viv's Vermont home -Aug. 2003 vintage pictures of Queens - http://www.queenspix.com/
Buffalo trip pics Aug 2003 New York Aquarium pics 2003
Bryant Park Hotel and Central Park 2003 photos Summer Butterfly 2003 photos
Nicole Dance Recital photos My PEZ stuff and house shots
Grace & James Wedding photos College Point Memorial Day Parade 2003 photos
Malba Car Show photos Spring Blooms 2003 photos
Christmas 2002 photos Illinois family Christmas 2002
Bryant Park Tribute to 9/11 Mark Cascia memorial page
The Who with Robert Plant opening at Jones Beach Leone Friends BBQ 2002 photos
Leone Family BBQ 2002 photos Beaver Hollow team photos or Beaver Hollow photo slideshow (8mb)
Rosanne 40th Birthday Party photos Ralph Cantalupo memorial page
Christmas 2001 photos Halloween 2001 party photos
World Trade Center Attack memorial page Billy's Surprise 40th Birthday party August 2001 photos
Spring/Summer 2001 photos Vintage photos discovered 2000
Nonny's 90th Birthday Party 2000 Back by popular demand - the Factors team
My PEZ Display Keith's Vega photos
My little monkey boy Start saving for braces Dad
I'm not listening to you The House on the Hill (College Point)
Whitestone Bridge (winter) Montauk Lighthouse

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bulletVintage collage of me and my honey over the years - 12/04

also check out Krumb's photo site, contains some vintage material of some of the boyzz.

As of 12/20/01 the World Trade Center site has officially stopped burning after 100 days. No other fire has burned for so long.

We must never forget this !!!

thanks!! JD

Archived Material -

1999 thru Nov. 2001

1999 thru June 2003


Never Forget - Remember the Blood of Heroes



We Must Rebuild

Why we must Rebuild

Sign the Petition to Rebuild


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bulletAnd with the UK attacks comes an announcement by the NYPD that there will be random bag inspections on subways, buses, etc. And just so we don't offend they promise that profiling won't be employed. Why not ? If the last 999 out of 1,000 bombings have been by Muslims, it seems a no brainer to me who we should look out for and randomly check. I call that sensible policing.
bulletHere's a great article by Burt Prelutsky - Titled - A modest proposal for reasonable Muslims - http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=45346
bulletSo, we have another series of bombings in the UK today. We have to deal with the facts, and take some serious action soon. If not, we all better prepare for this shit to happen here. (7/21/05)
bulletPic from my second golf outing at the North Hills Country Club.
bulletDG stopped by the other day. My has she grown up. Ain't she beautiful ?
bulletHere's my honey after a long hard day at the beach, under the watchful eye of our favorite life guard S
bulletWe got a little bee problem under the ledge on our pool. Hmmm, watch your tush.
bulletRose has a great crop of peaches this year. Ro picked all these, and there's plenty left on the tree.
bulletHere's a guy sleeping on the steps of the NY Public Library on 5th Avenue.
bulletSR and JR are the proud new owners of a 30 year fixed mortgage. We wish them the best of luck. Here are some pics of the old homestead. I.jsp-c=15dmvg61.2zc0kdwl&x=0&y=t1k27v (7/16/05)
bulletWe received bad news today. Jan Nymark has passed away suddenly. He was diagnosed with cancer less than 2 months ago, and has succumbed already. Our prayers and thoughts go out to his family at this very difficult time. Jan was one of the good guys to work with and will be missed by many.
bulletOur great-nieces were over the other day. They have grown so much.
bulletMy boy Roy passed by the other day. Same day as an anti-Patriot act rally. Lucky boy, got himself some buttons. Here are a coupleof pics of the other buttons, and the rally crowd. Pic1 , Pic2
bulletI did some golfing this week. First event was at North Shore Towers. Pic1 , Pic2 . I ain't that good.
bulletThere's been some Muslim backlash in the UK over the London bombings. Something the Brits call islamophobia http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1527288,00.html
bulletHere's a great video of how effective those heavy duty concrete barriers are that they use at military bases. Keep this information in mind. Truck = 65,000 lbs. , Speed = 50 mph , Kinetic Energy = 5.5 MILLION ft. lbs. VehicleBarrier.WMV
bulletOur boy Krumb continues to provide submissions that make you go hmmmm. Here's one to scare the shit out of you. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?article_id=45203 And if you poke around WorldNetDaily home, you can browse through some additional material that will frighten you. (7/13/05)
bulletHere's my honey in her new batin suit.
bulletWe have had a bunch of butterflies hatch recently, and they are beautiful. Here's Ro with one of her new grandkids. Here's a collage of them all. Butterflies - Summer 2005
bullet Ro and Frank had a great time in Montauk this year.
bulletWith the London bombings still in our minds, it was weird to come upon this scene on my way home. An MTA bus that caught fire in front of the Library - scary pics - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletSince we've gone to high alert for transportation, we were treated to this fine site at Shea Stadium station - 4 cops chilling, (7/9/05)
bulletTerrible news out of London with the terrorist attacks that took place this morning. 6 or more bomb blasts in their subway system and bus lines. I find it very curious that our Dept. Of  Homeland Security announces that there are no signs of any planned attacks in the US. I ask a simple question, was there a sign of the ACTUAL attacks that just took place in London ? So, how comforting is this message supposed to be to someone like me, who has to ride the subway each day ?
bulletThis in from DnC, Why People hate class reunions.
bulletSo, Rev Al gets all excited because some stupid black kids catch a beating while walking through a neighborhood that IS NOT THEIR OWN looking for cars to steal. This is a racist bias attack ?, we used to call it street justice. You come to my town and steal, see what happens if anyone catches you, be you white, black, or those new green people we've spotted. Well, where is Rev Al now that we have a black man, who went to the mall, for only one reason, to find someone who represents the 'white way of life' and to kill that person. He picks a wonderful mother of small children, mostly because she was blond and blue eyed, but ONLY because she was white. I suppose the Rev will say we don't understand this sicko, and we need to understand where is rage came from. ENOUGH of this shit. Throw the criminals in jail, don't let them out, and start having more caring and understanding for those of us who actually work for a living, want to live quietly with everyone else, and are generally good citizens.
bulletHave you heard about the most recent Muslim hate crime ? Someone left a bag on the steps of an area Mosque. The bag contained a Quran with several burnt pages, and other Islamic items. Muslims, and the America hating media declared HATE CRIME, after all, books don't burn themselves. These people even had the BALLS to suggest that EVERYONE in America ought to be required to read the Quran. Yeah, whatever. It turns out that a fellow religious Muslim student left the items at the Mosque, because they were damaged in a home fire, and he wanted to ensure they were disposed of properly. Seems there are no instructions on how to dispose of a Quran. I find the initial response appalling, and the subsequent NO ATTENTION after it was determined there was no HATE CRIME to continue to stoke flames with even more problematic.
bulletHave you received one of those email jokes that starts out with PLEASE DO THIS, IT IS HYSTERICAL. I have a few times so far, and thought I would share this bit of info with you all., So BEWARE, and don't forward this crap to your friends, it would be better to forward to your enemies. (7/7/05)

First things first. You should be aware that forwarding this email to eight, eighty, or even eight hundred people will not cause your computer to reveal the punch line of the joke, no matter how many times you press ALT-8. So don't even try.

Do you want to know the punchline of the joke? Fine. Here it is: "And the old lady said, 'NOW can I buy some toilet paper?"

See? You really didn't want to know, did you?

Why did someone start this joke circulating around the internet, anyway? I suspect the answer is, in part, that it becomes a great way of harvesting email addresses. When I received this email, there were fifty-three email addresses embedded in the message. They were the email addresses of the person who sent it to me, the other people she sent it to, as well as a bunch of people who had received it in the past.

Sooner or later, some spammer will get a copy of this, and it will contain my email address, and I'll start getting even more spam than I already do!

A Helpful Tip

Never pass on forwarded emails like this, because it's a sure way for your email address and your friends' email addresses to end up in the hands of an email harvester who wants nothing better than to spam you!

bulletThis in from TR.

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show". "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

bulletWe had a little heat problem the other day, when an AC unit failed. Temp rose to >100 degrees. Thanks to our engineering staff, we were able to avoid a complete catastrophe.
bulletCheckout Nicholas swimming in our pool.
bulletCheckout Frankie V - he's starting to look like me, no ?
bulletMy God-daughter niece NL was nominated Amazing Star at her school, here she is with her great-grandmother.
bulletHere is lovely KP continuing our annual tradition of flipping me the bird.
bulletMy nephew VL, the Vinman, turned 17 this past weekend. And what a fine young man he has grown to be. We love you Vinny. Happy Birthday.
bulletMy boy Frank ended the school year with HONOR ROLL grades, and got 3 awards, one of which is signed by President Bush. We are SO PROUD of you Frank. Congratulations, and enjoy your summer vacation.
bulletYeah, I know, I've been away for a while. Can't get no updates done from work, and by the time I get home lately, I'm fucking wiped out. So, stuff is backing up like u wouldn't believe. I'll try to catch up, I promise, (6/22/05)
bulletYa gotta help me out. Adopt a Kitten today ..... (6/8/05)
bulletHere are a few reasons why I carry my camera wherever I go.
bulletCame across this view @40th and Fifth. Painted, Topless women in a convertible
bulletHSBC and their new VW mini-bus promo - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4
bulletOur favorite Pony owner AH, and his baby kittens
bulletBP at his new office @417
bulletMy oldest and his little friend R2D2, Pic1 , Pic2 - these guys multiplied one night, Pic3 , Pic4
bulletCheckout the team pic for Frank's 2005 College Point Little League, Pic1 , Pic2 (6/4/05)
bulletWe are 'saving' another kitten. We call this one QTip, and we found it in Rose' yard yesterday. QTip the Kitten.
bulletThe College Point Memorial Day Parade was fantastic, as it is each year. Mayor Bloomberg even had the opportunity to lead the parade. Check out the pics. Parade Collage
bulletAlso be sure to check out America Supports You site - Americasupportsyou.mil . Drop a note to a serviceman. (5/30/05)
bulletHere's a slideshow of my recent trip to Chicago for our annual HTS Leadership Conference - HTS Leadership Conference slideshow- Chicago - May 2005 (15MB) Download it then run the .exe. You can save off any pics you like as well from this file. Conference Collage (5/28/05)
bulletOur friend DF from up Buffalo way, sends us this link to a video of '...when the hunter becomes the hunted' http://www.big-boys.com/articles/targetshot.html . All you would-be NRA members should see this one.
bulletI hope all of our Viagara using friends have seen the reports of male pattern blindness from using the hardening formula. CONSUMER BEWARE
bulletDNC sends in this little lesson for all you housewives.

Corporate Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"(5/27/05)

bulletOur great-niece Jacqueline made her First Holy Communion yesterday. Checkout the pics, and special collage.
bulletThis in from our Fearless Leader. It's a fun paper throwing game. http://www.widro.com/throwpaper.html Waste away your idle time. Be sure and unblock pop-ups.
bulletI read a letter from a reader to the NY Post that stated that when we rebuild the Twin Towers as Trump suggests, and IF no one wants to occupy the top floors, we can relocate the entire UN to the top 20 floors. I think that's a wonderful idea, and would show the entire world's support for Freedom.
bulletI don't know. I recall previous NY Post front pages that contained amongst other things, a burnt out, blown up commuter bus from Israel, images of our dead American citizens, their burnt body parts hanging from a bridge in Iraq, Army soldier carrying dead babies. Those images made me sick. The image of Saddam in his skivvies made me laugh. And we laugh at the animal who was responsible for those other images, as well as many more sick images we have yet to uncover. So let's not be so worried about hurting Saddams honor, he has none. Remember what happened on 9/11. WE MUST NEVER FORGET, and WE MUST REBUILD THE TOWERS
bulletCheckout www.adorama.com for your reprint needs. Fair prices and quick service.
bulletKD is retiring from ADL. We have been business associates for a long time. Good luck to you my friend and enjoy the easy life. Here's a pic from the lunch we had.
bullet Has anyone seen our lake ? Where the #$%^& did the lake go ?
bulletSo, despite the fact that DAYS have passed since Newsweek RETRACTED their story about flushing the Koran down a toilet,, a proposed leader in Iraq had this to tell his followers -
bulletShiite cleric Moqtada Sadr urged Muslims across Iraq to paint US and Israeli flags at mosque entrances for worshippers to walk on in protest at the alleged desecration of the Koran at the US detention camp in Guantanamo Did't they get the NEWS reports about the RETRACTION as fast as they got the wrong information that sparked the riots ? Or are they simply LOOKING FOR ANY REASON to protest against America ?
bulletPLEASE read this column by Nicole Gelinas from the 5/19/05 NY Post. It also supports rebuilding the Twin Towers. It's a very smart article.

Skyline Courage - http://www.nypost.com/seven/05192005/postopinion/opedcolumnists/24119.htm (5/22/05)

bulletI don't know about you, but I'm still waiting for the Muslims who rioted and killed 17 of their own over the now FALSE report by Newsweek of Koran flushing to APOLOGIZE to AMERICA. How long do you figure I'm gonna have to wait. I also find it curious that one sentence in some off-beat magazine article was able to generate such a QUICK response to riot. What were they all on their riot buses, all ready to go ? http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44333
bulletI also find it interesting that when it was reported that the Palestinian terrorists who took over the Bethlehem Church of the Nativity years ago used pages of the Bible as toilet paper, the world didn't seem to make such a big deal over it. Here, recall these events - http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44324
bulletCheckout the sink hole that developed on 40th street. Some van seems to have triggered it all. Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 (5/19/05)
bulletHere is a great sunset I captured from the Malba Circle. I call it simply Sunset over New York (5/15/05)
bulletMy youngest boy Frank made his Confirmation today. We Love You son. You are a fine young man, and one that God is also proud of. Frank Confirmation May 2005 & Special Collage
bulletSt. Fidelis has a nice memorial to 9.11.01 that contains a piece of recovered steel. We Must Never Forget - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletHere's a pic of a bunch of cows I saw walking down 5th Ave. Like I say, you can see anything on 5th. Pic1 , Pic2
bulletIt's been 3 years since we lost our psychotic bus driver friend Ralphie. We miss him each time we meet.
bulletRR and his lovely wife SR have a new addition to the family. It's a girl - check out the pics. Mom and baby are doing fine. Here's a special pic I created as a gift.
bulletI checked on TZ the other day. His recovery is progressing well, and doctors are very satisfied. He is working now to establish a return date. Keep it up Ziti. By the time you get back, the old PKI cage will have been long gone by now. Here's a pic of what's left of the area. And here are 2 pics of the new space we have at 417 5 Ave. One has our favorite WSB boy RC. Pic1 , Pic2
bulletTR sent in this bit of supposed historical information. I report, you decide.

All you non-Catholics who have been wondering about the new Pope: This small item should give you some insight:

As I understand it, Ratzinger was not the Cardinals first choice. That was, interestingly, Cardinal Hans Grapje.

Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy.

After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders felt that he should never ascend to the Papacy.

They felt that the Church would never accept a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.

bulletThis also in from TR, it's a good one.

Redneck vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.

Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different."

The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant."

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again."

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?

Billy Bob says, . ......"This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

bulletSo, Michael Jackson's defense is now becoming that he is innocent of his charges, becasue others were commiting crimes against him ??? (5/13/05)
bulletNow we have Donald Trump echoing comments I have been making for some time now. We should REBUILD the Twin Towers. I can list a variety of reasons, but basically we are a nation that rebuilds things that get destroyed by others. We don't replace. Rebuilding is more powerful and effective than replacing can ever be. Rebuilding means WE WIN, replacing means THEY WIN. Which side you wanna be on ?
bulletIf you are hooked on Su Doku like we are, here are a couple of good resources.
bulletHere are some shots I took at Whitestone Park yesterday.
bulletMy boy Franks pitched an inning during yesterday's double-header. He did pretty good. All that practice is paying off.
bulletHere's my oldest with his new yellow friend. He's a little nutty, but otherwise is quiet.
bulletHappy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there. (5/8/05)
bulletMy middle son Joe had a car accident the other day. His back is bothering him, otherwise things could have been worse. We'll see how Allstate handles this one, cause I still ain't gotten anywhere with the MTA over my accident with the bus in Feb.
bullet EH is transferring to Bridgewater. We wish her the best, and will miss her.
bulletHere's a pretty good shot of one of our 5th Avenue NY Public Library lions.(5/5/05)
bulletI've had it with the NY Post. A few weeks ago they added to the confusion over the NY Daily News Game problem that resulted in more winners than the game intended, by disparaging the paper, and it's editors, and management. Thus contributing to the ignorant mindset that people may have actually won that contest and deserved to receive the erroneous cash awards. And then we have the story of the 3 year old who sneaks out of his home, catches the bus, gets off the stop for the movie theater, gets past 2 or 3 layers of crack security there and starts to watch the movie Robots. On this one, they REWARDED this child by treating him and his family to the movie, with all the special treatment of a local hero.

Instead of the Post EDUCATING its readership, and eventualy all New Yorkers, it chose to contribute to the current philosophy of appeasing those who behave poorly. What the Post should be doing is reminding everyone about the 'spirit' of the game the Daily News was running. If anyone with a grade school education would have read the RULES, they would have been informed that the game is supposed to have 1 winner in each category. With quality in American industry being what it is, RULES were established that PROTECTED the NYDN against MISTAKES being made that would have resulted in more winners than the game INTENDED. The Post was in a great position to do the right thing, and remind people that life has rules and limits, and this was an honest mistake, that should have been downplayed by the media, instead of contributing to the confusion, and allowing these weak-minded losers to believe they may actually be entitled to something.

With the 'rambunctious' little toddler, instead of REWARDING his bad behavior, they should be taking the time to REMIND the young people that they are supposed to follow the guidance of their parents, should not be venturing out alone. What do you suppose this kid and others like him may be thinking now instead ? That if they do something stupid they might get their way, their face in the paper, and on the nightly news reports ? Does this kid THINK that what he did was right or wrong ? This is a BAD TREND happening, and we ought to recognize it and reverse course ASAP. (5/1/05)

bulletOur tree out front is blooming nicely. Isn't it a beautiful tree ?
bulletToday is the Annual St. Fidelis walk-a-thon, and the Musing's was once again a sponsor. - Check out the t-shirt - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3
bulletSo, this was in the news the other day

Admitted terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui told a hushed courtroom last week that he would "fight every inch against the death penalty." But in a private meeting with the judge two days earlier, he seemed resigned to the strong possibility that he would be put to death.

This from the guy that was going to fly a plane into the White House ??? I don't get it, I would have figured you wanted to die as soon as possible, since you got 72 virgins and a river of wine to get to.... Either way, ROT IN HELL YOU ASSHOLE

bulletThis in from LF, they just completed Johnnie Cochran's headstone. (4/30/05)
bulletHere's one of our squirrels.
bulletThe Budweiser Clydesdales are at Shea Stadium, check them out - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletNew roadway overpass by Linden Place is startign to take shape4
bulletNo, he isn't ready to jump from the HSBC building ledge, just hosing the place down. NYCs Finest even stopped to make sure there wasn't a jumper the other day,
bulletBesides making a bunch of great defensive plays @2nd base, my boy Frank hit a two run triple that tied the final game of the double-header. Frank was even given the game ball. Way to go boy.
bulletHere's Boom-Boom with his brand new PBX. This project should drive him crazy for the rest of the year.
bulletHad a great time at Frank & Sandy's last week. Was also good to see AJ & UD, as well as my Godparents UN & AD. (4/24/05)
bulletMy boy Frank will represent St. Fidelis for this years Little League season. Here's Frank in his new uniform, FrankSFcpll , FrankSFcpll2, FrankSFcpll3
bulletMy nephew AL (aka 'Noodles') made his confirmation the other day. My middle boy Joe was his sponsor, and what a fine choice that was. Here's a blurry pic of Joe and the young man, and the one with the Bishop, our camera was set to macro mode, so please forgive the blurriness.
bulletHere are a couple of good shots of the HSBC electronic sign in Time Square, NYC. hsbc1 , hsbc2
bulletWe bought three new trees for our yard, and named them after our sons. Here's a pic of the happy family together. Let's watch how these things grow.
bullet"... Here precious, where's precious...." "...Has anyone seen my little dog precious ??..." This from A1, and it is funny. (4/15/05)
bulletMy nephew VA shacking up with his girl, in his mama's house yet. hmmmm
bulletWe came across DnC, and Roving Reporter at the park yesterday, with young PS
bulletMoe was defeated the other night at MSG at the Golden Gloves. Everyone is proud of how far she went. Wait till next year. Moe1 , Moe2 , Moe3 . checkout www.sheaboxing.com
bulletOur boy Krumb always concerned for our safety, came across this interesting article about 2 teenage girls arrested by the FBI in NYC. http://newsmax.com/archives/articles/2005/4/7/121956.shtml (4/10/05)
bulletSaw AJ the other day. She is doing quite well, and is looking her normal self. Here's a pic with her Mama.
bulletHere's our flag at half-mast in honor of Pope John Paul II.
bulletAT stopped by the other day. I think she's looking for a job. Anyone have an available position for her to fill ???
bulletAnother sure sign of spring, the Good Year blimp over Manhattan.
bulletI had to meet up with some people at the Port Authority the other day, and took a pic of this building across the street. Not sure what building it is, but it does look kool.
bulletAlthough I didn't see Anna Nicole herself, here's her big bus.
bulletHere's a nice shot of my favorite bridge. Whitestone Bridge @night. (4/9/05)
bulletTR supplies us with the new video laying out Michael Jackson's defense strategy. Enjoy.
bulletSpoke to TZ yesterday. He's home, eating more or less real food and starting to get into a routine at home. He remains in good spirits, and should be back at work by June. Stay at it boy. We ain't going no where, so get strong and we'll make sure your cube remains cluttered. In fact, I'll send you this pic of it.
bulletI just found out that we lost a dear colleague from the Republic National Bank days last week. Blair Mazin was one of the Financial Accountants for us. He and his wife were both hard of hearing. It seems they were killed by carbon monoxide poisoning by their car, which was left running in their garage. Blair was a good man and was always concerned for others. We used to conduct annual data center tours for young students from the League for the Hard of Hearing. Can you picture a sign interpretor keeping up with me? He will be missed by many. I'm sorry I have no other information at this time. Here are a couple of articles -
bullet http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1862&dept_id=152512&newsid=14303021&PAG=461&rfi=9 ,
bullet http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/22907.htm
bullet http://www.nynewsday.com/news/local/queens/nyc-nygas014198639apr01,0,189897,print.story?coll=nyc-manheadlines-queens (4/7/05)
bulletIt was such a beautiful day that even my boy and his girl made it to the stoop.
bulletAnd my youngest is starting to dribble the b-ball. Sure beats the other dribbling he was doing.
bulletHow can you tell it's spring in Manhattan ? Even the bums are starting to hang out on the steps of the New York Public Library. (4/6/05)
bulletToday is my wife Rosanne's birthday. Happy Birthday baby. I Love You. You look better with each passing year.
bulletYesterday was my great-niece VLGs Birthday. She just turned 11. Isn't she beautiful ?

F I got a bunch of new stuff posted on the scrapbook and collage page. Check this out often.

bulletI hear that I am a candidate for the papacy. I doubt I'll make it to the final three, but I am being considered. It's in the rules.
bulletPope John Paul II passed away on 4/2/05. Please visit the memorial page I created as well as a small collage depicting his 28 year papacy. (4/3/05)
bulletPlease say a special prayer tonight for Pope John Paul II. Reports indicate he has taken a turn for the worse, and has been given last rites.
bulletTerry Schiavo has passed away. God rest her soul.
bulletHad a great time at Orchard Beach yesterday. Check out the pic.
bulletSo, I've taken a big step and moved from my Palm Tungsten|W to a PocketPC PDA fromVerizon running Windows Mobile. (3/31/05)

This thing is pretty slick, and my network connection speed is near Broadband speed in key areas. Syncs effortlessly to my Yahoo account as well. Plus I got some kool skin themes to reflect my moods.

bulletThis in from DnC. Enter your zip code and see how many registered sexual predators live in your town... www.nationalalertregistry.com
bulletDnC also sent in a few pics she gathered. These are interesting
bulletHolding the Sun
bulletFire Starter
bulletCloud Formation
bulletWe spent our Easter at my sisters, and it was a very nice day. Check out the pics.Happy Easter March 2005 and special Easter collage
bulletWe attended Mr E's memorial service at Pinelawn and it was a very nice ceremony. Great turnout for a wonderful man. Your family will miss you. (3/28/05)
bulletTV has had his operation and is recuperating well. We hope to see him back @work in a couple fo months.
bulletHappy Easter everyone. (3/27/05)
bulletHere is a pic of VLs brother and sister. They come to us by way of their Grandma. Thanks RF, the children are beautiful. Checkout the web page that RF designed about College Point. Real nice work here. And see if you can recognize some of the area photos.
bulletWe attended very nice services for Mr. E and EA this weekend.
bulletThis in the NY Post the other day. We must Never Forget.(3/26/05)

bulletThis came to us via my nephew VLs 'other' grandmother RF. http://www.hi-techredneck.com/Patton.html
It's a perspective on things we all share here at the Musings. Thank's RF, and I think this is the first time a new contributor had their first submission posted.
bulletWe lost 2 special people over the last week. Mr E passed away Saturday after some recent brain cancer problems, and EA passed on today. Today is also my Grandma's anniversary of her passing. These were 2 special people for us, and they will be missed by their family and friends. God Bless You both. (3/23/05)
bulletI attended Palm Sunday mass this year (it's been MANY years....). The mass I attended was in memory of my Grandma who passed away a year ago Weds. We all miss her, and my Mom and Sis are having a harder time over it still. It is to be expected, as close as they were. I Love You Grandma, and miss you... (3/22/05)
bullet Today is my 22nd wedding anniversary. There is nothing I can ever really say that would properly describe my wife. She's my best friend, a great wife, and a wonderful mother. As anyone knows, it ain't easy dealing with me, and she's done a pretty good job of understanding me, and making sure I don't go too far off kilter. Lord knows we have our issues, but I wouldn't want to have them with anyone else. I Love You baby. Always have, always will. Deal with it.
bulletSo, I get a phone call this morning before 7am, from DA. Seems she is $101,000 poorer today, as that 'other local newspaper' (The New York Daily News) admits to a 'game problem' with the Saturday numbers. She's a loser again. It did feel good while it lasted, and you'll always be a winner to us. (3/20/05)

"... Game co. apologizes for Scratch error - The winning numbers for yesterday's Scratch n' Match contest contained an error..."

bulletDA plays the New York Daily News scratchoff games. GDs mom ditches hers, but DA saves it, and ays if they win, she'll split it. So what happens ? DA wins $1,000 off of her card, and $100,000 off the other card. That's right, she wins $101,000, and boy is she happy..... Congratulations, and enjoy yourself.
bulletFrank played with the NYC Catholic Honor Band, at St. John's Prep school today. The performance was wonderful. These kids sounded great. Check out the pic.
bulletMy boy did a great job painting his room, and replacing the furniture. Great Job son !!!
bulletOur boy Krumb would say this is the only way to treat a woman. Pic1 , Pic2 - Have you seen the Falun Gong people lately ?
bulletYou can always count on DnC to send in a good blonde joke. And here's another one. Say hi to Roving Reporter for me. (3/19/05)

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one evening, looking at the moon and talking. One blonde said to the other, "Which do you think is farther way, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turned and said, "Helloooooooooooooooooooo... 
Can you see Florida from here?                  

bulletFinally, the Boy Scouts may get some help - Senators pledging to help Boy Scouts
bulletHappy St. Patrick's Day - I checked out the parade and it was pretty nice. Great day, and huge crowd.Even got shots of Rudy Giuliani and Mayor Bloomberg.(3/17/05)
bulletWe got Hawk's. Forget Central Park, we got our own hawk's right here in our own back yard in College Point (soon to be called West Malba ?). Meet Red, our newest addition to the animal kingdom we call our yard. Got some good closeups of him. (3/13/05)
bulletIt's my favorite niece's birthday today. Happy Birthday Gracielle !!!.
bulletCheckout the new Pez Petz, aint they kool ?
bulletI hear the conman from NC has been sniffing around some family members. Watch your wallets ........
bulletParking on my block SUCKS now. We hate you Chip and family ....
bulletMy boy Joe waiting for the 7 train, on his way to school @ John Jay.
bulletA little water leak turned ice problem @ Shea Stadium station.
bulletSaw Teddy pass by the other day, he stops by the fence and left this mark. TK + DS , you know spring is in the air, when Teddy starts courting his woman.
bulletThere's a new slogan for the NY Mets @ Shea Stadium. "Ya Gotta Be Here !..."
bulletOur prayers go out to Mr. E, he just had brain surgery, and is recovering in sunny FLA. God Blesss You.
bulletSpoke to AJ, she sounds great. Is in good spirits and that is really the most important part. Recovering well, and hoping to be back on the slopes at some point.
bulletMy wife came across a bag of some of my original black and white prints I made with my own photo equipment back in 1975. I'll digitize them over the weekend and get them posted. Man, was I handsome.
bulletThis item from JoeL is both educational and inappropriate for anyone checking in from the office. If you view this, u can get in trouble. I can't, cause I warned you. And that goes for you too Frankie J, although, this is going to be good information for you soon enuf. It's the proper way to wear jeans.
bulletFrom TR, one of the shortest jokes out there. It's hard to believe that TR has been retired just over a year already. I envy you my friend. (3/10/05)

A Three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?"

Mama answered, "Not yet."

bulletSo, I call Bank of America yesterday because I get card decline messages from the place I buy my photo paper from, and then Netflix sends me an email that my card is declined. Turns out some fraudulent activity kicked off some BofA alerts and they suspended the card. Good work I say, but when were you going to tell me.
bulletF FOX5 had their helicopter over what it termed a 'beached seal' in the Bronx the other day. Experts tell them a seal only beaches itself when it is sick, hurt or dying. Humans are seen trying to help this poor animal. FOX called the 'proper authorities', who when they arrived quickly determined that the seal wasn't sick, hurt or dying, He was SUNNING himself on the beach, like they do as they travel their migration routes.
bulletFFisherman caught in their nets a unique 50+ year old 22lb lobster. We humans are going to protect this poor animal, so we decide to send it to some local aquarium or zoo. Through all this handling and movement the lobster dies, what with all the attention, interviews and photographing.
bulletWhen do you suppose we are going to stop being so full of ourselves ?
bulletDnC finally sent in a funny dumb blonde joke. You will all enjoy this one.

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need were in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation! , said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"

He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've e been getting by e-mail lately."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.

"Yes," the blonde replied," and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her.

"And by the way," the blonde added,
"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

bulletJr checked in with this creative new web-based translation service. Enter any url, and it instantly translates it for you. http://www.gizoogle.com/ . Go play and expirement, some interesting results. (3/5/05)
bulletI am a simple kind of man, and tend to keep life simple, so here's my take on this whole 10 Commandments thing. It's what Sumpreme Court Justice Scalia had to say during arguments today
bulletWhen Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott replied that a disclaimer would ensure that the display was constitutional, Scalia interjected, "Why don't you do it....Then we wouldn't have this case." ADD A DISCLAIMER AT THE BOTTOM, that the US Government in no way endorses, or requires you subject yourself to some sort of religious belief, or any other general list of good ideas, cause after all, if you read the 10 commandments, they ain't bad ideas, now are they ???. As I listened to the opposition, they kept suggesting that to anyone who'd listen, so why don't we stop and listen to them, add the fucking disclaimer and get on to some real important stuff, like protecting our security from the animals who want to kill us all.
bulletYou know, I feel the same about this whole smoking ban too, in restaurants, or bars or other retail places of business. The owner of the bar should put a BIG SIGN on the front door, that SMOKING PERMITTED INDOORS. This way you can see right before you enter, that this place may not appeal to your type of lifestyle, and you can GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. Come on smokers, grow some balls and stand up for your rights. Until they make cigarettes illegal to buy, you ought to be able to smoke 'em. And owners of privately held businesses have the right to cater to ANYONE they desire.
bulletSome pics from our latest blizzard.
bulletWho just turned 10 years old ??? That's right, Arlette, check out the great pics from the party. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bvivmaher/album?.dir=/12ee&.src=ph&.tok=phDnJmCBuYfCk2o7
bulletMy wife wants you all to support NYC as the host of the 2012 Olympic games. She wants to attend opening ceremonies in Flushing. So, here's a link to help you add your support. http://www.nyc2012.com

bulletThis in from TR, a great eCard done in macromedia flash. From Sea to Shining Sea. You gotta visit this link, and keep the volume up.
bulletI know, I know, I've been gone for a while. Been laid up with back problems since Friday. It ain't going away. (3/2/05)
bulletAwful news out of NYC today. Nearly Half of NY Sept. 11 Dead Cannot Be Identified Hard to believe these families will never be able to identify their loved ones. We ust Never Forget. Our hopes and prayers go out to you all.
bulletHey TV, sorry I keep mising you out front. I'ts been hectic and will probably be so for a while, so call me. I will be there, cause if I don't go out, things could get ugly.
bulletMy niece GG is recuperating from a kidney stones episode. We wish her well, and look forward to seeing her soon.
bulletI still ain't heard from the MTA insurance co from my bus accident. Rat bastards. And my Allstate rep ?, a little ditzy. I am still waiting for the second mailing of the forms she says she mailed already.... All this is making me antsy to buy a new car and look into Tri-State Consumer Ins Co. JC uses them for his '05 Lexus that he financed, and he's only paying like $1,200/year..
bulletHey Boy, you know I love you no matter what.
bulletMy Mom & Dad celebrate their 48th wedding anniversary on Weds. After 48 years together, what can possibly be said ? They have their health, are happy, and are comfortable. God Bless You both, and congratulations !!!. We love you.
bulletUD celebrates a birthday Weds as well. Am sure he is aging as he helps AJ recuperate. Happy Birthday.
bulletDF from up Buffalo way, made it down to Daytona for the big race. Here he is in the pit area at the '500'.
bulletTR sent in this link to nostalgia. Crank up the volume, (not too loud), sit back, and enjoy the memories. http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/U_thrill_me/
bulletHillBilly made it up this weekend to hang out with our Fearless Leader. Checkout the pic taken by Krumb. She didn't' like me, so I got crappy pics, like this one. Great behavior from a teacher.(2/22/05)
bulletDC comes to me the other day and says -

A guy walks into his house holding a duck under his arm. His wife greets him and he says, "...this is the pig I've been shagging for the past few years..."

The wife says, "what are you nuts, that's a duck".

The guy says, "I was speaking to the duck..."

bulletTR contributed the following 2 images -
bulletClean underwear
bulletPlease T-shirt
bulletTV checks in with this video from BBC Scotland - DUI Test
bulletTV provided us with this interesting little story about the new Super Store for women (2/17/05)
bulletHappy Valentines Day to my dear wife - I Love You baby
bulletA bunch of other activity on this day. Here goes :
bulletIt's also GGs mothers birthday, Happy Birthday to you Mrs. C
bulletIt's our boy Krumb's birthday as well. Happy Birthday boy
bulletMy sis-in-law DA celebrates her birthday as well, Happy Birthday to you
bulletMy mother-in-law passed away on this day 22 years ago today. We miss you each day that passes. We would have enjoyed you so much ,as would the boys.
bulletAP from work has a birthday today
bulletThe latest craze is the silicone bracelets everyone is wearing. Here are some pics of my favorites to date. For the eagle-eyed contributors out there, see if you spot the surprise and be the first on your block to own one for yourself....
bulletHas anyone seen the Roving Reporter ? She seems to have gone underground again. Please check in.
bulletI traveled to Buffalo last week for a quick meeting, here are some pics from the trip
bulletHere are some good water shots from the World's Fair Marina highlighting the thawing ice in the bay.(2/14/05)
bulletWe hear that AJ is recuperating well. We send our love and wish her a speedy recovery.
bulletThe quality of the HillBilly submissions is either getting better, or timely. Here's one for all those husbands or 'involved' men out there. It's the homelife security PMS Advisory System. We're at today.
bulletI got into a fender bender with a NYC MTA bus the other day. Then I had to chase him a half mile cause he didn't know he hit me. Minor damage to the ride, but otherwise all is OK. (2/5/05)
bulletWe found out yesterday that AJ had an operation to repair a faulty mitral valve. All is well and AJ is recuperating. Take good care of her UD. We Love You !!!
bulletHillBilly came across this new ad for a new medication for all of us. Depressed ? , Overworked ? , Job Suck ? When Life Just Blows .... FUKITOL 1000mg

bulletIraq voted by the millions yesterday. Something a lot of naysayers said would not happen, yet it did. Once a person tastes freedom, there ain't no going back. Here's a pic of something no one thought they would ever see, an Iraqi woman voting.

F Alaa al-Tamimi summed up the sentiments of many Iraqis today in a Reuters report: "I cannot describe what I am seeing. It is incredible. This is a vote for the future, for the children, for the rule of law, for humanity, for love."

F  32-year-old Samir Hassan, who lost his leg in an October car-bomb blast, was determined to vote. "I would have crawled here if I had to," he told the wire service. "I don't want terrorists to kill other Iraqis like they tried to kill me. Today I am voting for peace," he said, leaning on his metal crutches.

bulletPR sent in this article about some guys who cracked the RFID encryption codes used for Mobil SpeedPass system and planned to use for other uses. http://rfidanalysis.org/
bulletHere's a link to PRs updated site. http://silo.rootcompromise.net  (1/31/05)
bulletWent to dinner and chilled with some old friends. Spent the night at the Bryant Park Hotel. Here are some pics. Dinner and evening at Bryant Park Hotel
bulletWe saw Uncle Sam on our subway ride back home. Came across this guy on the 7 Train.
bulletHere's a great shot of our friend, we call this squirrel Philip. Don't ask why, just accept it. Anyway, Philip loves peanuts. Here he is enjoying some this afternoon, on our stoop.
bulletMy wife and Frank went to Vermont last week. They spent the weekend at Billy & Viv's winter home. Got layed over an extra day due to the blizzard. Pics coming soon
bulletTR sends in Ben Stein's last column. I fantastic retrospective on Hollywood as heroes.
bulletThis in from AjT, she sends in her idea of the wedding cake top of the future. Is she trying to say something with this image. And once again, I report, you decide.
bulletDnC sent this in, seems she requires our help in determining whether or not a car she likes makes her ass look too big. So, what say you ?You decide. (1/29/05)
bulletI report, you decide -
bullet Univ. of Oregon Tells Driver to Remove 'Support the Troops' Magnet &
bullet San Francisco Bans Smoking in City-owned Outdoor Spaces When does common sense come to play these days ?
bullet Catholic priests urge Church to reconsider celibacy rules
bulletTR provided us with these humorous signs that have been spotted throughout America.
bulletOur Roving Reporter has surfaced briefly. She checked in with a couple of items, this was the best of them, and since I feel the need to throw her a mercy post, since it's been so frikkin long, here goes. After all, even Auntie has been sending in material, so I'm sure you can find the time.

Why men like lesbians, but women don't like gay men!

Have you always wanted to know why men like lesbians but women don't like gay men? Here's the answer!

F Lesbians

F Gay Men

bulletHillBilly checked in with this delightfully funny, (did I say delightfully?). Anywho, this is a riot. Titled The Smartest kid in the class.
bulletTR came across this funny video. When Japanese babies are born. enjoy.
bulletHere's another item from TR. It reminds us of the character of the men from Hollywood past. Perhaps these new 'stars' ought to brush up on their history, and consider their own legacy. (1/26/05)
bulletWell, we had our first major snowstorm. The Blizzard of 2005. We gots a lot of frikkin snow. And my shoveler was in Vermont, so I had to do most of the work. Thanks to Jack Jr too. Enjoy the pics.
bulletOur boy Krumb came across this while surfing. Look out smokers. This company fired all of the smoking employees. http://www.wral.com/news/4125477/detail.html
bulletDF from up Buffalo way sends in this poignant essay. A great piece on what it means to Kill an American.
bulletTR provided us this collection of Reagan quotes. I am sure you will enjoy them.
bulletHere's another gem from TR.

When you get time... Try cleaning your computer monitor screen.Anyone who's has ever owned an aquarium knows that you have to clean the glass on the inside, sooner or later. Some people use to do that with a brush that is held to the glass by a magnet on the outside. In that way you can clean the inside glass from the outside by moving the brush up and down the glass with the magnet apparatus. The same goes for the inside of the monitor screen you are watching right now.

Up until now there was no such cleaner, but thanks to Microsoft there now is.

Just Click on the below link and move your curser up, down, back, and forth... This will clean your the backside of your monitor screen.

The results are amazing. My computer screen looks much, much better now. You will be amazed at the difference and how much better and clearer the words appear and how much it lessen the strain on your eyes...

For the best results it is recommended to do a thorough inside cleaning at least once weekly. Click on the link below to get started:


bulletIf you encountered link problems during the last week, my hoster moved, and some links got broken. all is fixed now, but if you spot anything, do drop me an email. I have stuff to post, so give me some time to get at it. Hey Frank, shut up.(1/25/05)
bulletHere are a few final pics of Jack's mighty Mustang 5.0. Big A was by to grab some stuff, and we are nearing the final days. Enjoy.
bulletWatch yourself as you drive thru Malba these days. They have a bunnch of new signs announcing video cameras that have been posted to keep an eye on things, here are some of those cams to be aware of. Note the intersections - Malba Cameras
bulletHey kid, pull my finger ....
bulletThis submitted by Hillbilly, for those who love to play with bubble wrap. Enjoy. http://www.dojo.net/copone/hupa/ohjelmat/bubblewrap.swf (1/15/05)
bulletToday marks 1,220 days since Sept. 11, 2001. And in today's NY Post was this notice. We must NEVER FORGET

bulletHere's a quick shout out to my online friend, Jose G. Acosta , GSMC (SW) US Navy Chief and Naval Firefighter (ret.) . Jose is working with the Navy building a new amphibious ship, which when completed in about 2 years will be commissioned the USS New York. Jose and his colleagues were moved by the Remember the Blood of Heroes clip we posted, and will be using that clip as a part of an upcoming conference.
bulletIt looks like Borat, our favorite immigrant is at it again. Read on http://www.nypost.com/gossip/38069.htm How long would it take you to get happy time juice from a camel ? And who can forget, "Let's throw the &*^ down the well."
bulletThese just in from TR from down North Carolina way. It should also serve as a reminder to a couple of my nieces. Aptly titled - Beauty Fades.
bulletThis one ain't so bad either - Show me your t*ts
bulletThis one is hilarious - A person wrote a letter to the White House complaining about the treatment of a captive taken during the Afghanistan war. So, the Whitehouse created a new program called LARK, Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers- Here is a copy of the response.
bulletSo, the media tells us that we have ended our search for WMD in Iraq and have found nothing. So what exactly would you call (1/13/05)
bullet2 tons of partially enriched uranium
bulletHundreds of other radioactive items
bullet30 some odd buried in the sand MIG25, SU25 fighter planes
bulletOver a dozen sarin and mustard gas artillery shells
bulletthe missing evidence showing the destruction of the items identified in multiple UN resolutions left from the first Gulf War. That stuff is still there, until proven it isn't.

And this is only what we FOUND. Are we fucking American's that naive to believe that just because we haven't found it yet, that it doesn't exist. Do you know how much shit they can bury in the sand. WAKE UP America. We eliminated a threat, get over it. Don't fall for the pansy bullshit that the humiliation placed upon a few prisoners at Abu Ghraib (by a couple of home grown morons) ANYWHERE approaches the torture and treatment that Saddam and company took out on their own people. How does stacking up naked bodies in a college pyramid compare to someone hanging you spread-eagled naked, with car batteries attached to your fucking nuts, while your wife and kids watch ?? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. Ask that guy which torture he would have preferred. At least the Abu Ghraib prisoners may get their 15 minutes of fame on an Oprah or Dan Rather special.

bulletDnC checked in with a few updates to the why men shouldn't baby sit series - Enjoy them - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 , Pic5 (1/10/05)
bulletI've been having a problem with a Metrocard vending machine that I use regularly. Someone is placing a wedge of paper in the bill slot, so it won't accept any money. Then forces you to go to the token clerk. To me the math is quite easy, but the MTA is a litle slow. Anyway, in case you come across this in your travels, just use a pen knife and remove the wedge. Here is a field pic of the condition. They place a folded wedge of paper in the left side of the bill slot. Just remove it.
bulletHere's a link everyone should bookmark and mail to their friends and family. WHAT TO DO IF A NUCLEAR DISASTER IS IMMINENT. I've also posted a PDF of this, for those who want to carry it around. Link to PDF.
bulletOur boy Krumb sent this interesting article in, that speculates we have threatened to nuke Mecca if America is attacked again. Pretty interesting idea. Enjoy (1/8/05)
bulletWanna see what can happen in the world, by an outbreak of smallpox ? LF sent this along to whet your appetite. Watch it tonight on FX. http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/smallpox/main.html
bulletAs we hear more and more about the conditions that exist for the tsunami hit areas, donations continue to pour in. As they should. And once again, I ask the questions -
bulletHow much has Palestine and Al Qaeda contributed so far (or are they too busy blowing people up)
bulletWhy is NewsCorp (parent of FOX) so proud of the $1million dollar contribution they've made, considering that little Sandra Bullock contributed a $1million herself.
bulletKuwait - $10 million ?, give me a frikkin break
bulletHow much has Michael Moore contributed
bulletHow much has Teresa Heinz Kerry foundation contributed
bulletAnd Barbra, Sean Penn, Alec Baldwin
bulletI say the media ought to scrutinze this list a bit, and lay off the idea that American govt doesn't do it's fair share
bulletI spoke with JLs beautiful wife RL today. He is doing well, and recovering from his planned hernia operation. May spend a few days in the hospital, so the docs can keep on eye on things, but otherwise all is expected to be fine. Get well soon, and back to the birds my friend. I'll call you sometime today. (1/5/04)
bulletWith all the fun I'm having building these collages, I've decided to add a new feature to the Musings. I'll carry a new Scrapbook Album link, so I can better share some of these creations. I am still experimenting, so bear with me, as I post the progress I make. These will be posted in hi-resolution, so if any family members, or subjects want prints, they can grab the originals from here and have prints made. I can provide 4x6, 5x7, and 6x8 prints if anyone is interested. just email me @(1/2/05)
bulletHappy New Year everyone. From our family to yours - Have a Safe, Happy and Healthy New Year.
bulletOur man up Buffalo way DPF, provided us with some insight as to why he may not have gotten that gift he asked Santa for. Enjoy. (12/31/04)
bulletHere's a question, where is the Al Qaeda response to this world tragedy ? How about you take a break with your fight against the infidels, and help your fellow man a little.
bulletHere's another interesting article. Seems that rescuers aren't finding any dead animals, except for fish. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=42155
bulletSome awful events taking place in Indonesia as a result of the earthquake and subsequent tsunamis. My heart goes out to the people having to cope and prayers out to all the missing and dead. Now the analysis can begin to see what can be done to detect and warn in advance of these types of events. In my mind, 4-6 hours should have been enough time to at least let countries now of the potential and to begin to head for higher ground. Perhaps the death toll could have been lower in those farther off locations that were affected. If you can, donate to the Red Cross or some other relief fund.
bulletAnd if you think this can't happen to us, check out this article. http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/printpage/0,5942,11794033,00.html
bulletHere's a great pic sent in by AT, highlighting the recent wave of outsourcing jobs to India. Santa 2004.  (12/29/04)
bulletHappy Birthday Mom. We Love You !!! (12/26/04)
bulletMerry Christmas everyone.We spent a wonderful evening at Dorothy's. Check out the pics - Christmas 2004 pictures (12/25/04)
bulletAs we prepare for Christmas, this was posted in the NY Post. It has been 1,198 days since the Sept 11 attacks and people are still being identified. My heart goes out to the families who have had to wait, and continue to wait to have their loved ones identified. We must Never Forget ...

bulletToday is my brother's birthday. Happy Birthday Frank. We love you.
bulletOur Roving Reporter celebrates her 22nd birthday today. Happy Birthday to you RR. Send in a pic, so we can post it.
bulletHere's a great article by Ann Coulter - If you don't love the way this woman writes, there's something wrong with you. - Enjoy her latest rant (12/23/04)
bulletWe had a wonderful Christmas dinner with John and Michelle. Checkout the pics. (12/19/04)
bulletNC has announced his retirement after 22 years of service. He has led us for a long time, and we have been through a lot together. RNB, SI, ALLTEL, EDS, CSC, PEP, Y2K, HSBC, MMB, TIC, TOC, CEC, IMPACS, NYDC, NJDC, AGDC, VH1, VH2, HTS, and it goes on and on and on and on.... He will be missed by many, and leaves a legacy he can be proud of. Thank You and Good luck, most of all God Bless You.
bulletGB celebrates 30 Years of service at work. An amazing accomplishment, and quite a distinguished career so far. Congratulations !!!
bulletHillbilly sent this one in. Very appropriate - (12/18/04)

One Nation Under God

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God. The expression, "One Nation Under God," was unconstitutional and further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face and sent him ass over teacups from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold! At first the students were shocked and babbled in confusion.

The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The class fell silent...waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the young Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

"God was busy. He sent me."

God Bless America!

bulletFrank performed with the St. Fidelis Christmas band. They sounded great.
bulletWFP from Tampa checked in with this dead on letter to the editor type rant. Titled - IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.
bulletI bought some new software over the last week or so. One does collages. Drop some pics on a defined canvas, hit auto-collage and bingo. Real kool.
bulletThe other product prints images across multiple pages. So, I can print a 16" x 20" poster size pic or larger, then assemble the pieces like a puzzle. Once you mount it in a frame, you won't be able to tell the difference. There are even online services that print any size you send them for a fair price. Here are some pics I generated with these tools
bulletOur Holiday party - my pics and KCs great shots
bullet Franlie Vs first year
bulletOne of me and my honey over the years
bulletI got some thngs to rant about : (12/15/04)
bulletthe TSA thing over how air marshals should dress. Some say in suits, others say like undercover Starsky and Hutch. I say they need 3 things :
bulletA blue police uniform with a shiny badge
bulletA machine gun
bulletA pot-belly pig on a leash
bulletThere is no better deterrent than a visual one. That's why cops wear uniforms now. Don't we want to stop someone from TRYING anything at all, instead of 'swooping in on 'em' after they already take over the plane ? And if he's gonna be on the plane, it should be with a visual show of overwhelming power, and nothing speaks better than that than to see one of the SWAT guys standing with a machine gun in his hands. And, the pot belly pig ? oh, well, he's there to entertain the children, of course.
bulletHad our annual Holiday Party last night @The Williams Club. Good time. Checkout the pics - Annual Holiday party December 2004 pictures
bulletTR sent us a link to Michael Jackson's favorite things -- enjoy -- http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/5367/mjs_fave_things01.swf (12/11/04)
bulletFrank and Ro did Rockefeller Center today. Got their pic on the live camera from home.
bulletGot some more birthday's to acknowledge.(12/8/04)
bulletMy sister's birthday was Sunday. Happy Birthday Ann.
bulletGrandma (Nonny) was 94 on Monday. Nonny is an amazing woman, and I love her very much. Happy Birthday Zelda - Pic1, Pic2
bulletOur Fearless Leader had his birthday Weds. Happy Birthday Boy.
bulletLooks like the Elusive Sail Capri has found some time to check in with an interesting riddle. Only you true believers can have any hope of deciphering this one. here goes -

WHAT IS  qdjggsdqklgds fkgmgqkfjdmqie lgq fsqfmqdsldmfq
sfqssfdbvnlklfvnoze ?

Take your time, it's worth it. But, if you can't hold out any longer -- click here For the answer

bulletFrankie V is 1 a year old already. I can't believe that. Checkout Frankie V's 1 Year Birthday party December 2004 pictures.
bulletSeems we have a doctor in the family now. My cousin Michael passed his Phd, and is now officially - Dr. Michael Dreslik. Congratulations cousin, we are so proud of you. I know Grandma has a great big smile on her face, watching over us from heaven. She was so proud of you. (12/4/04)
bulletHere's another good article from our boy at WND Joseph Farah - titled Who is going to die? http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41709 I like the way this guy thinks.
bulletThey tell me that RB comes in each day and feeds 12 goldfish to PAs little frog friend. Well, frog ain't so little anymore. Check out the size of this monster - Big Froggy
bulletI bought a new PC over the holiday weekend. What an experience. What I thought was going to be a pleasant experience that would  play out over a week or two at a nice normal migration pace, turned into a catastrophe, when my old pc was shutdown and wouldn't boot. All attempts to recover the OS failed, and I had to enlist my bro who had a neat gadget to mount my old IDE hard drive in the new PC using a USB converter. I managed to salvage my data, but had to migrate over the weekend al the app stuff. Humpty Dumpty still ain't all together, but we're close. PS - I HATE COMPUTERS. (12/1/04)
bulletHappy Thanksgiving everyone. Take some time to reflect on all we should be thankful for. I wanna thank my wife for managing to handle all that life puts in front of us. I know it ain't easy, but you do a remarkable job 'handling' us all. I'm also thankful for my 3 sons. No one could ask for better kids. Each of them are mature beyond their years and make us proud each day. Thank You to our troops everywhere, and especially to those we lost, fighting for our freedom. And for those friends and family that make life exciting and fun, thank you all. Checkout some Thanksgiving 2004 pictures.
bulletAnd a special thanks to the ER staff at LIJ for taking good care of my boy Frank. We hope you enjoy the fruit !!!
bulletMD sent in this information - I have just read and signed the online petition myself : "U.S. Marine kills wounded insurgent" hosted on the web by PetitionOnline.com, the free online petition service, at: http://www.PetitionOnline.com/as123/ - visit the site and show your support for this Marine
bulletWe saw John Fogerty at the Beacon a couple of weeks ago. Here are a couple of pics - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletCheck out the new Incredibles PEZ. (11/25/04)
bulletHillbilly checked in with this hilarious sequence of images. Funny stuff. Enjoy - http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/kiwif/truck.html  (11/23/04)
bulletNow available on Jib-Jab the Founding Fathers Rap. Awesome. http://www.jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=32 . Cooking with Clinton is pretty good as well. http://www.jibjab.com/play.asp?contentid=2 (11/21/04)
bulletWe had a little medical scare with Frank. Thought he might have had appendicitis, so he spent the night in LIJ Hospital Thursday. All tests were negative for the appendix, docs now think he passed a kidney stone. Here are some pics of Franks @LIJ - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 , Pic5 , Pic6
bulletHere's a great article that covers the ACLU and the Boy Scout situation. Go Boy Scouts - http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41492
bulletSo, let me get this straight. The Arab 'world' is 'enraged' that a US combat soldier killed one of the enemy in Fallujah ? Yes, the enemy that moments earlier was shooting to kill coalition forces was wounded and left to die, but didn't.   We come along, and having the prior experience of :
  1. having dead combatants blow up in our faces, because their comrades booby trapped their dead bodies, or
  2. enemy combatants pretending to be dead so they can attack an approaching American, or
  3. enemy combatants who wave the white flag, only to draw our forces into an ambush, or
  4. enemy hiding in schools, mosques, hospitals shooting at us

It surprises the Arab world that people get killed during a war ? That war is ugly, and real ?   What, we didn't warn Fallujah enough to get out if you don't want to fight and die ? After all, the 'leaders' are gone, so they knew how to get to safety.   the Arab world forgets that this is called a WAR. Objective is to KILL EVERY bad guy, so they never can fight again   But the Arab world doesn't seem to be so enraged over the facts that  

  1. innocent civilians are being kidnapped, and have their HEADS cut off on videotape
  2. that aid workers who lived amongst Iraqi's for 30 years are kidnapped and shot in the head
  3. that insurgents take over mosques, hospitals and schools to store arms, or fire on coalition forces
  4. that thousands of their own people are buried in mass graves all throughout Iraq
  5. that females of all ages were raped in front of their own families while Saddam and his sons were in power
  6. that men of all ages were beaten and tortured in front of their families
  7. that BILLIONS of dollars were stolen from the very people it was sent to help (who are now enraged at us)
  8. that coalition forces are killed, then burned, MAIMED and torn apart, with their body parts hung from bridges
  9. that young boys are forced to strap explosives to themselves, and sent to blow up other young children
  10. that children are taught to hate, attack and kill in their schools and places of worship
  11. that outsiders are coming in to their country to start trouble

No, this DOESN'T enrage the Arab 'world'

The Arab world is dysfunctional if this is the case. And the only way to deal with it is to first ACKNOWLEDGE it.

Enough of this shit already. Somebody needs to also deal with the media who is fueling this nonsense, and have them start acting responsibly for the population of mankind who believe that good must overtake evil. And not give evil a chance to breathe or rationalize any behavior that is contrary to people living in peace and harmony together.

Don't air the audio tapes, the video tapes, the demands, the propaganda. If nobody can hear them and listen to them, they will go away. We need to marginalize them the way we did Arafat. Make them irrelevant.

And EVERY battle we fight should be with NO MERCY, swift, unrelenting and MASSIVE.

And if you really want to get to the bottom of it all, I say we can deal with the Middle East by dealing with a few European countries first. Let's take on France and Germany, and see how fast everyone else gets in line. These are the people who are enabling the terrorists to flourish, or who give them the impression that they may actually get somewhere with these terror tactics. These are the people we really ought to fight.

Now that's just my opinion, I might be wrong (11/20/04)

bulletThis in from our Roving Reporter. (11/13/04)

A police officer sent this to me. It is not for the faint of heart. If you
have a weak stomach, then don't look at the URL. It is a picture of the
demise of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed. It shows him with
his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces
of the bystanders. The faces of the bystanders is why I believe this is
real...Click on the link below.


bulletSo, after Joe wakes up from his drunken 18th BD binge, he then decides to get inked up. Here he is with his new tattoo.
bulletBirds, preparing to strike. (11/12/04)
bulletDF sent over this new graphic being used for the RNC next year
bulletHere's a sneak peek at one of our overnight critters attacking our garbage. There were 4 or 5 of them out there.
bulletHere are a couple of new Frankie V. pics - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletJoey sleeping off his 18th birthday outing with his friends. I found him asleep with his face in the toilet at about 4:30am
bulletThese came in from Roving Reporter. She managed to submit them between photo lessons. Here's a tip, REMOVE the lens cap, BEFORE taking a picture. (11/10/04)

A Blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. He tells her, "I want you to eat regularly for two days,  then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the Blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's  amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"  the Blonde nods and answers, "I'll tell you, though, I thought  I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you  mean?" asks the doctor.   "No", replied the Blonde, "From skipping


Cussing 101

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios


bulletHey TV, I got your coffee joke, and it was cute, but I don't do cute
bulletThis just came in from DC. It's been a while since I got something good, and this is pretty funny. (11/9/04)

Dear Abby;

I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY., who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part-time "working girl." All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Bush supporter?

Worried About My Reputation

bulletMy middle son Joe is 18 today. Happy Birthday Joe. We Love you so much, it's hard to describe. If anyone deserved to be called a man, it's Joe. He proves each day that he has the qualities that make a man. He's considerate, respectful, compassionate, intelligent, determined, and emotionally stable. Unlike a lot of people around us. He understands the concept of individual accountability and practices it each day. You make us proud son. I Love You --- Dad. (11/7/04)
bulletTick, Tick, Tick (11/6/04)
bulletHere's an interesting article, whose subject is the mystery illness of Arafat. http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41286
bulletSo now Arafat has died, come back to life, is brain dead and gravely ill and is 'fighting' for his life. Why is that ? I thought he lived to die as a martyr ? Don't fight, go to Allah, smile, smile. Again, strap some explosives to him, and roll him down the Champs Elysse. As for brain dead, he's been that for 40 years.
bulletSo, Arafat is in a coma, let's hope he dies quickly. Question I have is if the Palestinians have figured out that the Rat fled to France, instead of strapping a homicide bomb belt on and calling a meeting with Sharon. When are these people going to figure out they are being exploited by their leadership, and expect some leadership by example ?
bulletAnd hopefully Bush can now go to France, demand that they turn Arafat over to either the US or Israel, so he can be dealt with as the terrorist he is. And if that doesn't work, I say bomb France for harboring terrorists. Just think of the gall of Chirac going to the hospital to visit Arafat. What was that all about ??? Perhaps to make sure that he still gets his oil and money from someone else ?, one last hug and kiss on both cheeks ? with any luck he gives Chirac whatever disease he has. (11/4/04)
bulletW2 - good for America. Got both the popular vote by a nice margin, as well as the electoral vote. Hard to complain over this one.
bulletThis is a long read, but well worth the time. It's an interesting article by David Kupelian , from WorldNetDaily - The Media Matrix - http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=41073
bulletHere's a pic of EP trying to fit 10 more pounds of KIT shit into our 5 pound bag called a room.
bulletThis just in from TR (11/3/04)

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Here is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.

bulletHappy Halloween to all you ghouls, goblins and witches out there. And you witches know who you are. Here's Frank preparing our jack-o-lantern. It's his first time doing the honors and he done did good. Check out how good the pumpkin came out -- Great Job Frank !!!. Here's a pic of our house all set for those little devils.....
bulletHere's me in my halloween costume. I'm, Peter Pez of course.
bulletDid everyone remember to set their clocks back an hour ? Check all your electronics, some things do it themselves, others don't. You are still expected to arrive to work or school on time.
bulletSo, If Yasser Arafat goes to France for medical treatment, does that mean that France is now harboring, or giving aid to a terrorist, and if so, don't we have a problem with that ? (10/31/04)
bullet Granny D would have been 85 years old today. We miss you Grandma. I Love You !!!
bulletWe had a great sunset today down by the park. Check out my October Sunset pictures.
bulletHopefully you had a chance to watch the lunar eclipse last night. Spectacular viewing. It was such a clear night. Here are a couple of pics I took - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletHow about them BoSox ? Congratulations !!!
bulletToday's a special day @the Musings. We have father and son submissions on the same day. This video came in from PR, the well yung son of TR from NC. It's a video clip of the new electronic voting system to be used in that crazy state of Florida this year. Enjoy
bulletThis came in from TR down in North Carolina. (10/28/04)

MICKEY MOUSE and MINNIE MOUSE were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's f**king Goofy." ___________________________________________

SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me!   Lie to me!"

bulletRoving Reporter seems to have surfaced, if only for a brief appearance to send in some stuff. Here are the best of the submissions (10/26/04)

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ...... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . .. I would but you're never there.

He said . . Why did the man cross the road?
She said . He heard the chicken was a slut.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest ___expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.


bulletOur boy Mark would have been 47 yesterday, had he not freaking died on us 2 years ago. We miss you Mark. Tell Ralph he sucks at pool. (10/25/04)
bulletThis just in from our friend DF up Buffalo way. It seems even Monica Lewinsky will be voting Republican this year....
bulletFor you ex-Republic folks, there will be the annual Republic Reunion this year. -

Please come join us on Wednesday, October 27th starting at 5:30pm. This year's venue is Iguana located at 240 West 54th Street (West of Broadway). We have secured a private room for us downstairs from 5:30pm to 7:00pm. After 7pm, music will start and they will section off some room upstairs in the restaurant for people who want a quieter locale. After 7:30pm, everyone is free to split up into groups and go off for dinner.

bulletHillbilly sent over this interesting student site that contains some real-time statistics. Not sure how accurate all the data is, but certainly a good way to start some conversations... http://www.worldometers.info/ (10/22/04)
bulletCheck out this dumb cluck we had on 5th Avenue today handing out fliers.
bulletAh, those Yankees. Only bright side is they didn't lose the game on Frank's birthday, they waited until 2 minutes after midnight to choke. Maybe next year Son. Joe is happy, since he's a big Sox fan.
bulletNow, for my 2 cents on the Yankees. I haven't paid attention to baseball since the strike 100 years ago. Seems I am the only one with discipline in these matters. I don't read the papers, watch the standings, or any of that. I will watch some of the ending playoff games, cause everyone else at home is. What I noticed for the 3 or 4 games I watched is that the Yankee players don't swing at strikes. I watched nearly every Yank actually watch and follow the ball into the catchers mitt, but they don't swing. They were swinging at pitches that were 'other' than strikes. To me this seems to be the wrong way to play. And if I was Big Stein, I'd take issue with that. (10/21/04)
bulletHere's Frank with one of his gifts and with his birthday 'cake'.
bulletMy youngest son Frank is 12 years old today. To say that he is a young man would be putting it mildly. He makes us proud each day with his maturity and attitude. He is respectful, humble, honest, athletic (no thanks to me) and pretty freaking handsome (WITH thanks from me). You are developing into a remarkable young man, with the added benefit of learning from the mistakes your brothers have made before you (not that there were too many), but with each experience you become more rounded and grounded in life. We love you, we are so proud of you. Happy Birthday son !!!.
bulletAnd, as long as we're at it, here's another pic of Frank, posing with his sleeping buddy (just kidding, but it is a cute pic, ain't it ) (10/20/04)
bulletI was invited to attend the Donald Trump Friars Club Roast - Oct. 2004, by MG from DPF. Excellent show. Thank you so much for the invite. Check out the pics. Even got autographs of Geraldo Rivera and Lee Mazzilli.
bulletCheck out Frank with his new new friend - Melanzane
bulletA NY Post Page 6 cartoon perspective of John Kerry and his terrorism as a nuisance vision (10/16/04)
bulletA longtime colleague is retiring tomorrow. DMAC252 has been around for a long time, and was a true friend of the times. Please be proud of the legacy you leave behind. You built an incredible organization, and the folks who remain are the best in the business. You fostered the advance of technology, and created a positive work environment that was fun and exciting to work in. We had our challenges, many of them, and they were fullfilling in their own way (he says sarcastically)(because that's the way jack is). But, we always tried to maintain a pleasant outlook, backed by humor. This is good and how it should be. Enjoy your next phase of life with your wife and family. Keep that pleasant outlook on life. Remember us fondly. Peace be with you my friend ---- Jack :-)
bulletHillbilly contributed this fun quiz for you. See how good you are with US States.
bulletMy boys Frank and Joe went to the Yanks vs Red Sox game Tuesday night. Ramiro Mendoza threw Frank a ball.
bulletAll Ketchup is not created equal! W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA. In side by side taste-tests of five leading brands, we found that W Ketchup is second-to-none. You'll never go back to Heinz again!  Go Here Now for More. (10/14/04)
bulletHere's an interesting article on the subject of John Kerry's discharge from service - Was it actually 'other' than honorable ? http://www.nysun.com/pf.php?id=3107
bulletTR provided this interesting quiz of historical data and perspective. Again, to help you decide as you prepare to vote for President. It's called - Can You Name This Country ?
bulletHere's a repost of the Terrorist Profile test. See how you score. And see if you modify your opinion regarding profiling. (10/13/04)
bulletThis just in from JL in Florida. A picture of 2 UNBELIEVABLE boobs. Frank, turn away .... Don't let your mother see this either. (10/12/04)
bulletWe attended a 25th Wedding Anniversary for old friends Bob & Nancy Eberle. Was in north New Jersey in Allamuchy. Real nice party, and the area was spectacular. Some nice Fall colors. Check out the pics. (10/11/04)
bulletI am sure that Rodney Dangerfield is getting the respect he finally deserves, performing in heaven. Here's a good link to some Rodney jokes that came in from our long lost Roving Reporter. http://www.joecasaletto.com/jokes/rodney.htm -- Some samples

When I was a kid I got no respect.  The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake.  He told me, "Wait til it gets warmer."

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

God Bless You Rodney, we're gonna miss you

bulletCheck out the new Good to Be in DC video from JibJab. http://www.jibjab.com/
bulletSo Martha Stewart slipped into prison this morning, before anyone was even awake. She reported to her new home, 'Camp Cupcake'. For the next 5 months, she will be referred to as prisoner No. 55170-054 . hey Ro, when she comes out, hopefully in time for the Spring planting, she will then be known as an Ex-Con.
bulletI'm trying to remember the last time an Israeli loaded up his car, truck or van with explosives, drove it to a Palestinian resort (there's gotta be one in Ramallah) and blew the fucking place up. Send me a note if you remember before me.(10//8/04)
bulletJL from Florida was able to poke his head out between hurricanes to send us the states newest license plate. Keep your head down JL and stay safe. (8/6/04)
bulletAs a special present to our Dad, my bro FL ended up in the NYU Medical Center ER room last evening. He had chest pains at work, so the NYC paramedics took him to the ER. He is checked in, considering his medical history, but seemed to be doing OK last night. He does look like shit, don't ya think ? I want to thank his work friends Reggie and Frank for helping out. They called me, cause knucklehead didn't want his wife or Pop to know. Yeah, like I'm gonna keep this a secret.... Thanks guys, you are true friends of the family.
bulletMy nephew Tommy 'Three Fingers' is in the hospital with some sort of an intestinal problem. They had to remove 4 inches from his colon. He is resting, and doing well. And he really likes his morphine drip. Listen to the nurses TJ, they will help you get better.
bulletWe had our NYPD Hercules show today. Always a comfort to see machine guns at work.
bulletToday is my Dad's birthday. Happy Birthday Pop, I Love You, and we all love you.
bulletA friend of ours (LV's boyfriend) just arrived in the Green Zone in Iraq. Watch your ass over there boy. Here are some pics of Eric - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 (10/5/04)
bulletHere is TR's submission for tattoo of the year. (9/30/04)
bulletHere are the Niagara Falls - Sept. 2004 pictures. Some great shots. The place is beautiful. (9/25/04)
bulletHappy Birthday Samantha !!!
bulletThis in from BF and Davey Crockett (aka DF) as they await the birth of their next grandchild. Gotta keep the women happy, ya know. The brain of man. (9/24/04)
bulletHere's a neat page I put together of the variety of buildings I've taken pictures of. God Bless America !!!
bulletMy oldest son Jack is 20 today. No longer a teenager and all set to vote in his first Presidential election. Holy Shit ! Where did 20 years go ? To say the years flew by, would be an understatement. And as I try to figure out why it does feel like that, it dawned on me that it is probably a by-product of the type of life Jack has lived so far. I think if he was a bad kid, drawn to the streets, and appeal of being bad or tough, our life would have been more abrasive, and then feel like it was longer and harder. But Jack has lived an honorable life. Loving, caring, considerate, mature, wise. He's learned a lot. He's given a lot. His relationship with his mother is the key in my mind. Ohe yeah, I helped, by being there and doing what it is I do. But it's Rosanne who made the boys the men they are becoming and in Jack's case the man he becomes today. She has mothered them well, and should be proud of that achievement and the results. I Love You Jack, we love you, and are so proud of you. Be happy always. Happy Birthday !!! (9/18/04)
bulletI'm flying to that crazy land north of our border for 3 days. So, I'll be gone a bit. I do have some things I have to cover for that time period, so I guess I'll post what I can over this weekend. Check often, as I'll post as the moments come to me.
bulletOn 9/21 it will be 2 years that our boy Mark passed. It's really hard to believe that it's been that long, and then when you think again, it has been a long time as well. Our nights together haven't been the same since Ralph and now Mark left us. We miss them a lot.
bulletThis from our man down south TR. (9/17/04)

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush
and Powell sitting over there?"   The barman says,
"Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real
honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
Iraqis this time and a blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits?" "Why kill
a blonde with big tits?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one
would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

bulletThis video is 1.5mb, BUT one of the best we have seen in a long time. You will enjoy the fun of being in love, and playing footise in class. We can all relate to this one.
bulletSeems the presidential election is causing great confusion even amongst the lesbian community. Go figure.
bulletNew Jersey's newly 'outted' gay Governor was seen shopping for candles. Wanna know which scent he picked up ? Here's Jim's pick.
bulletYou've heard it before, beware what lurks in the shadows. Here is an example why.
bulletI have had PLENTY of x-rays taken, and NEVER was I offered this one by the nurse (or even the doctor for that matter)
bulletHere is an update to signs of the zodiac and their meanings.
bulletThis is a drawing that some little 8 year old girl gave to a flight attendant on a flight. Not sure how old it is, but if this happened today, only God knows what they would do to this family.
bulletWhere did I get all this crap I just posted ????? Here is where -- http://cakecottage.com/cakes/FunStuff/?N=D (9/14/04)
bulletHere's a couple of great items sent in by TR. I guess with the hurricanes passing by, he has extra time to get the good stuff out.
bulletIs there a lesson in here somewhere?
bullet Seeing is Believing
bulletPosted about 100 vintage pics here - Vintage photos 091304. In one of the pics, we have a VERY young shot of our Roving Reporter. See if you can spot her. Thanks to DC for the old pics of us when we were younger.
bulletI hear the LAPD are considering the following graphics for their patrol cars. The rest of the police departments can't be far behind...
bulletAs the 'firm' looks to retire more of our colleagues, I hear they are now giving  these little framed inspirational objects to our retirees. Makes ya think, don't it ?
bulletHere's the one they hand out to those managers who succeed in developing 'off-shore' resourcing.  (9/13/04)
bulletIt's hard to believe that it's been 3 years since the attacks on America. Watching the services and footage of the day brought back very painful memories and emotions. We also paid our respects to 1st Lt. Ronald Winchester, who at 25, gave his life for our country. I expect there will be more pain to come, but there is no greater place than America and we must defend our freedom at all costs. We Must Never Forget.
bulletHere's a pic of the WTC Beams of Light from the College Point waterfront.
bulletFrank Sinatra's Strangers on my Flight. http://www.beecy.net/frank/ (9/11/04)
bulletFor those interested in final services for Lt. Ronald Winchester. (9/9/04)
bulletAwful news out of Iraq. A colleague has lost his son. Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family of Ron Winchester. God Bless You and Thank you for your service to our country. Ron was home just a few weeks ago, and I was able to spend some time with him at a golf outing., He was extremely proud of his service, and the great accomplishments he felt we were making over there.

ROCKVILLE CENTRE - A Rockville Centre family is mourning the loss of their son, a U.S. Marine killed in Iraq Thursday.

First Lieutenant Ronald Winchester was home two weeks ago for a scheduled month-long leave and arrived back in Iraq last Sunday. The Department of Defense says he was killed during enemy action.

Winchester attended Chaminade High School and played football for the Flyers and at the Naval Academy. His family and friends described him as outgoing and popular with a dynamic personality.

The Village of Rockville Centre has lowered its flags to half staff in honor of their fallen hometown hero. Winchester's family says funeral arrangements have not been made yet.

Video : http://ondemand1.cv.net/news12/ALISOLKT.asx

bulletOur thoughts and prayers go to our family and friends in Florida as they prepare for Hurricane Frances. Send me email folks when all is clear.
bulletHere is some interesting perspective submitted by TR from North Carolina. Basically highlights that World War III began in1979, and continues today.
bulletHere's one from the Elusive Sail Capri (9/5/04)


Hung Chow calls into work and says,"Hey, boss, I no come work today, I
really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt, I no come

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.  When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.  That makes
everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ";Boss, I do what you say and
feel great.  I be at work soon........You got nice house...."

bulletIt seems that Hillbilly is having a rough week. So, she passed this along to help others deal with such times, as it seems to have helped her. A series of images to help one cope - Serenity1 , Serenity2 , Serenity3
bulletSo, what image offends you more.
bulletThe one where a US soldier is stepping on an enemy soldiers fingers, or the one where a dead child is hanging out of  the blown out window of a bus in Israel ? or
bulletThe one where US soldiers stack and humiliate enemy soldiers, or the one where 19 fucking animals fly airplanes into our office buildings ? Wake up America,  replay that day in September. (9/1/04)
bulletDF from up Buffalo way provided us with the latest new coin being minted out of Louisiana to celebrate and commemorate Mardi Gras. Enjoy the Louisiana Quarter
bulletMy AJ is retiring from her job at Queens College on 9/1/04. Congratulations to you, and enjoy the good life with dear old UD. (8/31/04 aka A31)
bulletThe new Sean John (P. Diddy) store on Fifth Avenue is getting close to opening.
bulletCheck out the kool 'Party Bike'. Catch a ride on one in Times Square.(8/29/04)
bulletSomething I have to work on - count to 30, BEFORE I open my  mouth.
bulletThis just in from TV, Chris Rock presents: How to not get your ass kicked by the police! - Solid advice, any way you look at it. (8/27/04)
bulletHey Jack Jr. this is for you. Stop Smoking now.
bulletWe lost another hamster. This time 'Mama' has passed on. Thankfully, no smell, only dead < 24hrs.We buried her next to "Little Frank Leone Jr'. Pic1 Pic2
bulletHere's a couple of Big Apples (8/26/04)
bulletIt's been a while since Roving Reporter filed one of her field reports. Here is a so-so item, attempting to tax your brain halves with a mind bender - http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html . You might want to up the volume a  bit to assist with the ambiance. Enjoy. (8/26/04)
bulletSo, it seems like those 1/2 ton concrete barriers won't even stop a car backing up. Seems they are not anchored, and if you nudge them they move. Highly effective. In my opinion all we have now are 40 1/2 ton concrete projectiles.
bulletHillbilly threw this one over the fence. Hilarious Kerry-Edwards coming out TV spot  - http://www.noedesign.com/dev/KerryEdwards/index.html
bulletI just celebrated 25 years at my job (7/31). I guess it is a pretty significant achievement these days, but anyone who knows me, knows I am too lazy to move, so to me it was quite easy. What is remarkable is they haven't fired me for some of my antics. I do want to thank my current manager RR, and my admin GG for planning and funding a little get together. It was good to have some close colleagues join us, and I was even surprised when some ex-RNB'ers showed up as well.
bulletI just picked up a new dye-sub photo printer. A truly amazing printer, with quality that matches the local pharmacy photo lab or the online photo shops. It's the HiTouch Technologies 730PS. Standard 4x6 prints are running me $.30, with 5x7, or 6x8 slightly higher, but still less expensive than these places. I highly recommend this printer. It also operates standalone, without a PC and prints from 7 different media cards directly. Real slick  (8/25/04)
bulletYou know, I am getting tired of hearing about how holy the mosques are over in Irag. If these places of worship were so fucking holy, then the bad guys wouldn't dare use them. How can they be too holy for us to blow them the fuck up, when bad guys are holed up in them with guns and bombs, but they aren't too holy for them to be occupied like this in the first place. I say, take one last picture of the place, then level it.

"For centuries, the world's 120 million Shiite Muslims have revered the gold-domed mosque of Imam Ali bin Abi Talib — named after the slain cousin and son-in-law of Islam's prophet Muhammad — as a place of pilgrimage. Historians say the mosque was built in 977 in Najaf, a city regarded by Shiite Muslims as the faith's third holiest in the world after Mecca and Medina in Saudi Arabia.  It is said that the family of Ali buried his body secretly in Najaf soon after his death in 661. His burial place stayed a secret until the 8th century. "

bulletSo, over the weekend they installed concrete barriers in front of our building to ward of terrorists with a truck bomb. They look like candy dots, and monopoly hotels, here are pics of them unpainted, and after the special paint job. Some observations of mine, they left 2 gaps that 2 trucks can drive through to pull up right onto the sidewalk, and in either case, when the bomb goes off, the concrete will do extra damage as schrapnel. Again, if you ask me, it is easier, cheaper and more effective to KILL THE FUCKING TERRORISTS.
bulletCheck out the new Meow Mix Cafe  and Meow Mix car on Fifth Avenue.
bulletFrom the 8/17/04 NY Post. It has been 1,072 days since the 9/11/01 attacks, and we are still identifying people. WE MUST NEVER FORGET. (8/18/04)

bulletAs you know it's time for the emerging cicada nymphs to begin their process. Here are some pics of one emerging in my yard - Cicada Nymph Emergence Summer 2004 pics
bulletPhilip is OK, he was not the pool drowning victim. Here's Philip
bulletHere's a great story of hope - Man trying to lose 800 pounds - here's a pic.
bulletMy bathroom and hairdryer both have ground fault interrupts on their power cords. Why can't GFI be used for downed power lines laying in water. Makes no sense why two people had to die over this. (8/15/04)
bulletOur new contributor Hillbilly sent in this cute little video clip for the small boy in all of us - Enjoy it http://home.comcast.net/~themichaelsmith/VWHiRes.mpg
bulletTR submitted a few good links to aid those still undecided this coming election year (8/12/04)
bullet http://www.scaryjohnkerry.com/vietnam.htm
bullet http://www.scaryjohnkerry.com/logan.htm
bullet http://www.scaryjohnkerry.com - Spend some time here,  for links to other places
bulletKerry on Iraq documentary - http://www.kerryoniraq.com/ - a MUST see
bulletAs part of the NYC Operation Atlas program, we had one of the roaming Hercules teams posted outside our place today. Pretty impressive display of firepower in their hands. Pic1 , Pic2 ,
bulletWe have 2 submissions from a new contributor. Thank you Hillbilly. I only take the best, so be careful with what you send in.
bulletI bet that when the boys who hang outside at lunch see this, they will appreciate it, and may even admit that this is how they feel while out there. It is quite amusing. http://www.joesdiecastshack.com/board/skeleton.asx
bulletThis one is 2mb but worth the download. It is how Spain dealt with a bank robber, prior to the Madrid train bombing. Now I am sure their approach would be quite different.
bulletOne of our favorite dot commies (AT and her hubby) caught this giant shark this summer. Check this baby out.
bulletIs it just me, or has anyone noticed that with all the hoopla surrounding the new "Growing up Gotti" TV reality show, that the reality is these kids ain't growing up Gotti. Their last names are Agnello, not Gotti. Not that anyone gives a shit about this family, but at least get real Gotti's. (8/9/04)
bulletCame home from Montauk vacation, and went to check pool. Here is what I found - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 We are hoping this isn't Philip our friend.
bulletGot a nice bonus, so we are doing some more work on the house.
bulletHere's a few vintage pics I just copied. Vintage080704007.JPG
bulletTR sent this great compilation of recent statements of position made by prominent leaders of our country. Recall these as you prepare for your electoral decision this year.
bulletThough the Sabres never bring the Stanley Cup to Buffalo, it does visit the city. Here's our man up north DF with the elusive Stanley Cup and Dave Anderchuck. (8/7/04)
bulletSo, we got this funky smell in the boys room the other day. Turns out one of the hamsters, little Frank Leone Jr was dead as a doornail, feet up, so to speak. It's been two days, and we still got the smell. Here's a pic of the deceased, as well as a few shots of his services, Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 and final resting place.
bulletSo, my other niece CS had new puppies installed, and is very pleased with the results. I think she looks good as well, judge for yourself, Pic1 , Pic2
bulletHappy Birthday to BS. Had a great time at her bbq. See the pics.
bulletBS's boss Craig Haft at SunRay Services recorded this great song tribute to America and dedicated it to all of the brave men and women who defend our freedom. It is titled Stand Tall America , and I think you will enjoy it.
bulletHad a great time at the block party on my bro's block. Check out the pics (7/26/04)
bulletHere's an hilarious Bush vs. Kerry video that SR passed over. You will enjoy it. (7/22/04)
bulletSo, let me understand this one. Sandy Berger inadvertently stuffed classified documents that he was reviewing in the National Archives into his socks and pants ? Then he forgot he did it ? And this is the guy who was Clinton's National Security Adviser ? I can't wait to hear which right wing conspiracy is behind this one. Let's hope this one goes all the way up to the top (Hillary)
bulletJL from south FLA slipped this one past the firewall. I MUST remind our younger viewers (THIS MEANS YOU FRANK) and those that OFFEND easy (women, the weak, the girlie boys), to AVOID this link. It's an update to Basic Instinct. Enjoy all you males.
bulletAnyone wanna buy a nice mustang ?
bulletOur annual butterfly crop is weak this year, but we did birth this beauty the other night. Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3, Pic4
bulletSo, we finally found the missing head of Paul Johnson, seems like our terrorists left him in the fridge. Now at least his family can grieve properly, and begin to put their lives back together as best they can. Meanwhile, we will find you assholes and deal with you in time.
bulletOK, I'm back. Feels good to have freedom again, and allow the creative juices to flow. I was so stifled. Thanks for the help RS. (7/21/04)
bulletThe awards keep coming. My boy received the sportsman award for the year. While the team got a 3rd place trophy. Congratulations Frank & Team!!!
bulletMy honey looked hot going to the Beechurst Beach party.
bulletJLjr had another accident the other day. Everyone is OK, but this guy can't catch a break for nothing...
bulletThe NYPD conducted some sort of 'response exercise' the other day. Quite impressive. Check out the pics - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 , Pic5
bulletHas anyone figured out what these new gadgets are attached to light poles every few blocks ? Pic1 , Pic2 , These aren't the usual objects as this Pic3 shows., So what the heck are they all about. Popping up everywhere, every few blocks... (7/11/04)
bulletHad to go up on the roof the other night to clean out our roof drain. My boy Frank took the opportunity to climb up on the roof for the first time. Here's a couple of good pics of him, Pic1 , Pic2 , Here's a pic of the wife peeking out as well. And the view from above - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 (7/3/04)
bulletWith the Fourth of July coming, please take a serious moment and revisit Never Forget - Remember the Heroes
bulletMy boy Frank made the College Point Little League All-Star team. Way to go Frank. Congratulations to you and your team. Here are some neat pics of Frank in his new all-star uniform with name. Way Kool - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3
bulletMy Boy Roy passed by today on his way back to work. He looks great in a suit too. Here's a pic for you all to catch up with.(7/1/04)
bulletCheck out Frank's team pics - Team , Card Front , Card Back , Slugger
bulletOur bridge at night. Ain't she beautiful ??
bulletHey DF, it's your Birthday on 6/29. Happy Birthday man, hope you are enjoying yourself !!!
bulletHere's something to make you go hummm.... (6/28/04)

bulletHere's a pic of BP before shooting pool, and here's one after he got his ass kicked 2x. Notice the stunned 'what the fuck just happened' look.
bulletHere JD flips the ESG high sign.
bulletI flew to Buffalo this week. Got a quick glimpse of the TRUMP private jet.
bulletHere's a nice shot looking down Main Street.
bulletContrary to popular belief, DF has not completely retired. Here DF works during Bring you Child to Work day up in Buffalo.
bulletI love coming home and seeing our bridge.
bulletMy youngest boy Frank ended school with great grades, and even the presidents award. His Little League team made the first round of playoffs. Frank has developed quite well this year. Good job boy, Dad is proud of you, and I love you a whole lot too. Here's a shot of his hot new bike. Way Kool.
bulletThis from Elusive Sail Capri -
bulletTwo Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat's milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."

"This is my second son.  He is a martyr also."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully, "They blow up
so fast, don't they?"
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri has checked in with a hot new investment tip. (6/25/04)

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

bulletHappy Father's Day to all you Dad's, and even for you practicing dads like SR.
bulletOur prayers go out to our Fearless Leader and his family. PSs health has taken a turn for the worse, as the family gathers this weekend for Father's Day. We are all hoping for the best. We're here to support you boy.
bulletSo, the God fearing Islamic Fundamentalists behead another civilian. Yeah, you will make Americans run away in fear. Assholes. You ain't seen us mad yet. But you will at some point. Patience.... tick, tick, tick
bulletSo we read in the local paper how crazy Lorraine's twin brother passed away after a 2 year battle with cancer. I wonder if she sits at night and realizes that it was about 2 years ago that she wished someone else dead. In fact she even had her kids wishing people dead. Almost spooky that the twin brother of the evil Walsh hag dies instead. See how things work out. Let's hope you all suffer each day as this weird turn of events eat at your souless minds each day. I bet you can't even look your parents in the face any more. Now we all know why you had to pack up one night and slither out of town like parasites in the night. It's because you are ashamed of yourselves. Good, you ought to be, brother killer.(6/19/04)
bulletMy plans are to turn the Musings black to pay my respects to the passing of President Reagan. I wanted to time it for Friday, as that is the National Day of Mourning. I will be away from the pc, so I will probably set it up tonite. Please visit the page I setup. http://www.jackleone.com/RonaldReagan.htm (6/9/04)
bulletThis just in from DPF from up north. Reagan quote and some more great pics - pic1 , pic2 , pic3

In closing let me thank you, the American people, for giving me the great honor of allowing me to serve as your President. When the Lord calls me home, whenever that may be, I will leave with the greatest love for this country of ours and eternal optimism for its future.

I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life. I know that for America there will always be a bright new dawn ahead.

bulletToday would have been our boy Ralph's birthday. He would have been 48. Happy Birthday boy. We miss you. Say hello to Mark, and check out the Soprano's tonite. Call us if you can. (6/6/04)
bullet My son Joe graduated from Holy Cross High School today. To say that we are proud of him would be an understatement. I have made many posts on Joe, and each usually contain some sort of comment on him being a young man, or caring man, or mature young man. But now Joe graduates high school a man. Plain and simple. When you say man, it comes with all the natural qualifiers one would expect of any man. I love you Joe. Mommy and I love you, and are so proud of the man you have become. We look at you and are amazed how fast time flies. I remember the day you were born, like it was yesterday. You make us proud daily, in the way you conduct your life. No parent could ever ask for a better child. We have been blessed with 3 fine young men, and we have nothing but faith in your ability to accomplish whatever you set your heart on. We will be there always to support you. As you embark on this next phase of your life, always be true to yourself, and your faith. Maintain your personal integrity, despite any challenge you face. Enjoy your time at John Jay College, and have fun as you continue your education. Maintain proper perspective on life, trust your heart and you will do fine. God Bless You..
bulletRonald Reagan passed away today at 93. Our prayers go out to his family at this time. The world has lost a good man, and one of the best presidents this country ever had. God Bless You Mr. President. We salute you.
bulletSome more pics - pic1 , pic2 , pic3 , pic4 , pic5 , pic6
bulletScanned some vintage pics today. check 'em out. Vintage photos 060604 (6/5/04)
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri tossed a few our way this weekend as he readies for his new job. This was one of the good ones.(5/31/04)

A woman was in a coma and nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined; no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."

bulletThe family mourns the loss of one of our beloved cousins. Jimmy 'Rags' Brancazio has passed on, and he will be missed by all of us. Jimmy was a loving husband, and father, as well as a caring man in general. God Bless You Jimmy. Here are some pics of Jimmy to remember him by - pic1 , pic2 , pic3 , pic4
bulletWe are the proud grandparents of 3 beautiful new children. Frank and his school wife Marcella have to care for these 3 youngsters, pic1 , pic2 . They cry a lot, and need attention. We'll see what happens.
bulletCheck out the new College Point banners hanging along College Point Boulevard (122nd Street)
bulletHere we have Rosanne practicing her new frisbee catching technique.
bulletSo, Frank and I go to the park, and I tell him to go climb a tree.
bulletThank You FrenchLady (JK). You were a great help these last several months. We will all miss you. Pls do stay in touch.
bulletI recently completed my penance for the sins I commited. Hopefully they've learned something. I know I didn't
bulletI stumbled across the Library Way dedication - w/Willis Reed. Held in front of the Fifth Avenue New York Public Library.
bulletMy boy Frank performed with his school band. Great concert. The band has come a long way since the beginning of the year. (5/29/04)
bulletWell, another colleague moves on. My Boy Roy (RH) has a great new opportunity with another former RNBer over @NFB. I wish you well my friend. You have been a true professional, and partner for nearly 20 years. Your knowledge, understanding and desire to do right, will be sorely missed. We know that we are being left in the very capable hands of ML, so go serve NFB with the same passion you had here. Please enjoy the pics we took from RHs get together.
bulletHere is Joe's Academic Achievement award and school letters.
bulletLatest pics of Jack's Pony - Pic1 , Pic2. And a special treat 4 ya - pic of Anthony's dark Pony.
bulletHere we have another out of towner who made a wrong turn on 5th ave, and headed in the wrong direction.(5/24/04)
bulletPics from Joey's Holy Cross High School prom. What a handsome couple.
bulletMy son Joe has made first honors and will be graduating Holy Cross High School with Honors. We are so proud of him. Here he is before the awards presentation. (5/22/04)
bulletI got my hands on the video of the beheading of Nick Berg. I have to tell you, it's pretty sickening, and will make you want to kill these people. I think that is the healthy feeling, but hey, that's me. In either case, you will most definitely be offended by this video, so, for the squemish, stay away. If you want to see harsh reality, then click to download it. I think everyone should see it, so they fully appreciate the fucking animals we are dealing with. Again, my opinion, so fuck off if you don't agree with it. After all, this is my web page, and you were warned up top.(5/13/04)
bulletHappy Mother's Day to my Mom and my wonderful wife Rosanne. And to all of you other 'mother's' in my life.
bulletCheck out this vintage shot of the Republic National Bank tower building under construction.
bulletCheck out my ID card from Republic National Bank back in 1979. I came across this while cleaning out some drawers. (5/9/04)
bulletJack's pony is getting it's motor rebuilt. Check out the new heads going in - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletCongrats to My Boy Roy. A great opportunity has presented itself for him, and he is going to move on and work with an old colleague FM over @North Fork. I wish you the best my friend and wanted to thank you for the solid relationship we have built over these last 15+ years. You were always a professional, who understood our needs and always looked out for us. We will miss you. And please, keep me in mind, if they ever need a decent OPS manager for their data center over there. Be sure to keep those submissions coming, and do stop by to hang out with us at lunch time.
bulletOur boy Krumb after a hard day
bulletFrank and Ro at baseball practice - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 (5/8/04)
bulletDuring Easter break Roving Reporter came across a couple of good items for your pleasure. Check 'em out (5/6/05):
  1. Squirrel with a bad attitude over the Atkins diet - real funny
  2. Nature Shot - neighbor in the pool
bulletA few of the boys at work today (5/3/04)
  1. Boy1
  2. Boy2
  3. Boy3
  4. Boy4
bulletWeather was great today. Spent some time @Whitestone Park. I guess we missed you DC. Check out the pics.
bulletA few good pics of our tree in full bloom - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3
bulletTook Frank to the eye doctor. He has slight problem with distance, but we'll re-test in 6 months before doing anything.
bulletWe had a great time at Iguana for dinner with some 'friends of ours'. Then we caught Billy and Herbal Rich Moons play @ The Lizard Lounge. Took some great shots with the new pocket sized Kyocera camera. This little puppy lasted for 140 pics and some video on one battery charge, with 100 of those pics using the flash. Here are 4 of their songs in mp3 format
  1. Players of Time
  2. All Systems Go
  3. The Market
  4. Turn the Page
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri forwarded this very important warning about a new scam. Please pass along

Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list. If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your ass, DO NOT show him your ass. This is a SCAM. !!!!!!! He only wants to see your ass. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

bulletHere are a couple of good pictures from ther 28th floor of our building of
bulletThe Bryant Park Hotel
bulletBryant Park Great Lawn
bulletBegan my penance Friday. Seems OK, all things considered. 5 Hail Mary's, 10 Our Fathers, and I think 2 Acts of Contrition. (5/1/04)
bulletNeed your morning fix of the 'Musings', but getting that silly blocked message ? Call me for more info
bulletCheckout this good OpEd piece in the NY Post by ARNOLD AHLERT - titled "THE ENEMY'S TRUE FACE" http://www.nypost.com/postopinion/opedcolumnists/19671.htm
bulletFrom the 4/28/04 NY Post. It has been 961 days since the 9/11/01 attacks, and we are still identifying people. WE MUST NEVER FORGET.

bulletCheck out the pic I took on 5th avenue yesterday. This was heading downtown. It is Sergio Furnari's artwork/sculpture of Empire State Building construction workers having lunch while sitting on a beam fifty floors above ground in the 1930's.
bulletSergio's piece, which sat outside a bank on the edge of Ground Zero came under fire when the bank owners accused him of putting this "eyesore" next to their building. What the corporate executives didn't realize was not only was Sergio's piece beautiful, but it was an inspiration to the Ground Zero workers who passed by it each day in and out of work - it represented Growth, Spirit, Re-Birth, Courage and the best of the American Spirit that helped build and shape this country. It made you feel proud to be an American. Good work, Sergio.
bulletWhile mucking around in Google, I came across a Jack Leone I admire almost as much as myself.
bulletET submitted this 'cute' little Google easter egg. Go to www.google.com , type in the search bar - weapons of mass destruction , then click on the "I'm feeling lucky" tool bar. Read the URL error page closely. Enjoy. (4/28/04)
bulletCheckout the pics from Frankie V's Christening. It was a beautiful service and party. (4/26/04)
bulletThe Musings gave it's support to St. Fidelis school in College Point. Today is the annual walk-a-thon fund raiser, and we even made getting listed on the shirts. Check out the cool pics and contact me if you want to purchase your very own shirt. - Shirt Front , Back , Musings Listing
bulletHere's a great quote from Sen. John McCain on the recent killing of NFL star Pat Tillman in Afghanistan. (4/24/04)

"I am heartbroken today by the news of Pat Tillmans death", said U.S. Sen. John McCain of Arizona,

"... But there is in Pat Tillmans example - in his unexpected choice of duty to his country over the riches and other comforts of celebrity, and in his humility - such an inspiration to all of us to reclaim the essential public-spiritedness of Americans that many of us, in low moments, had worried was no longer our common distinguishing trait...", McCain said.

bulletWent to GGs Christening celebration for baby FG. Great time. Here's pic of wife all ready to go.
bulletCheck out all the latest at the Vintage pages (4/23/04)
bullet Vintage photos 041704
bullet Vintage photos 042304 - NEW stuff I just scanned. includes old work and family
bulletET passed this one over. I think you will enjoy it. (4/22/04)

An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world; your reward is you can hangout with anyone you want in Heaven." The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. The engineer then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.

> 5. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God "hold on."

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

bulletThis just in from Roving Reporter. Finally got something good to post. You are giving Auntie a run for her money. Hey DC, submit shorter ones. The attention span of a Musings reader is quite short, and we tend to lose them with long funny stories. (4/20/04)

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housework duties.

* The first man married a woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed done in their house. He said that it took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

* The second man married a woman from Jersey. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He said that on the first day he didnt see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

* The third man married a New York girl. He boasted that he had informed her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didnt see anything and the second day he didnt see anything either. But by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!

Got to love these New York women

bullet Updated the old Vintage pics. (4/17/04)
bulletWent to Orchard Beach today with wife, Frankie J, Sandy and Frankie V. It was Frankie V's first time at the beach. Took some good pics. Enjoy them. (4/16/04)
bulletSo, Usama has made another 'tape'. This time he 'offers' a truce to any country who stops fighting terrorists. I have an idea. Why don't we have the leaders of the coalition countries, create their own 'tape'. They can create a 'we are the world' style video where they all stand together, give Usama the finger and tell him to go fuck himself. (4/15/04)
bulletEaster was quiet, spent it at my bro's. Here are some new pics of Frankie V - pic1 , pic2 , pic3
bulletBe the first on your block with your very own Hanoi Jane urinal sticker. Just print it out, apply wherever you pee and aim.
bulletI try to avoid political advertisements, but this one is great. Vote for Rev. Al. (4/12/04)
bulletLooks like spring might finally be with us. Enjoy the weekend, and I'm on vacation for the week, so updates may be slower. Anyway, some of you have to wait to get home to see what's new, so do your work fast, so you can leave early each day. :-)
bulletI was right !!!
bulletFrom the 4/9/04 NY Post. It has been 942 days since the 9/11/01 attacks, and we are still identifying people. WE MUST NEVER FORGET. (4/10/04)

bulletSo, today is Good Friday. We'll see when I get to work if the Musings site is still being blocked by the internet police. Shall the persecution that befell Jesus, hit me as well ? (4/9/04)
bulletIn case you just heard, or are just finding out (cause you hit your refresh button, and got an error message), my site has been blocked from the office intranet site as of 16:30 today. Oh well, you'll just have to hurry home to see what's happening now. Trying to fight it, either I'll win or get fired, so stay tuned (4/8/04)
bulletYou simply MUST check out the 2 videos on the Snopes site - There are two Ford commercials that are amazing. http://www.snopes.com/photos/commercials/sportka.asp
bullet Cat and sunroof video
bullet Pigeon and car hood video
bulletFrom Joe L (4/8/04) -

How many men does it take to open a beer?
              None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink

How do you fix a woman's watch?
          You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

bulletWe lost a dear colleague and friend today at work. Gary Yucker passed away suddenly. Please visit the memorial page created for Gary, and view the many memories supplied by his friends. Also posted is information regarding services. (4/5/04)
bulletMy boy Frank performed with the NYC Catholic School Honor Band today at St. John's Preparatory School in Astoria. The band was amazing. Check out these pics - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletWhile in Astoria, we walked through part of Astoria Park. Here are some of the shots. Astoria Park photos - April 2004.
bulletToday is my wife Rosanne's birthday. Happy Birthday Ro. I Love You very much. (4/3/04)
bulletTerrible news out of Iraq, with 4 Americans being ambushed, killed, then their dead bodies dragged through the streets, burned and hung, by various body parts.Only animals do this to humans. Our response should be swift and destructive. We should elimnate the town of Falluja and make it a 'graveyard of dead evil people'. Every man, woman and child in that town must be held accountable for what happened, and unlike what we did in Somalia, we need to respond with extreme force. We are there to help and feed you, assholes. Time for you all to die !!! (3/31/04)
bullet Granny D passed on 3/23/04. She put up a brave fight, and that is all she really wanted in the end. To have done what she could to keep going. My Mom and sister Ann will miss her terribly, as will my Uncle Mike, Aunt Liz and cousins Michael and Jason, who lived with Grandma their entire lives. The services were beautiful, and the small town they live in loved her as much as all of us did.  I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have expressed their sympathies, and kind thoughts for the family. It meant a lot to Mom and my Uncles when I presented them with the sympathy card and donation from you all.
bulletDF from up Buffalo way provided these great pics of a tractor trailer owned by John & Amy Holmgren. They live in Shafer Minn. They thought this would be a nice tribute to the people that lost their lives. It has every name of each person that lost their life on 9-11. Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4 , Pic5 , Pic6 , Pic7 .(3/29/04)
bulletHaving some brick work done to the house. Does it look like it's coming along ?
bulletGranny D from Illinois had a pacemaker installed Friday. All is going well, and she should be home soon. Rest well Granny, we all love you !!! (3/22/04)
bulletToday is my 21st wedding anniversary. Imagine that !!!. Happy Anniversary Rosanne. I Love You. You are my best friend, and my love. We have been through a lot, and you are the woman behind the man. You are a wonderful, caring mother and friend to our children, and you should be proud of the men you have raised. Life has presented us with our own challenges, yet I am grateful that you continue to have faith and hope in me. Thank You for being there, for understanding, and for your love all these years. I Love You, Truly ! xoxoxo. (3/20/04)
bulletHere is a great piece from Ann Coulter. Titled The reign in Spain falls mainly on the lame (3/19)
bulletHappy St. Patrick's Day to all of our Irish American friends
bulletFife and Drum Band preparing to perform for our Traders
bulletLast night's drive home was fun, thanks to surprise March storm.
bulletSo, Al Qaeda has called a 'truce' in Spain. Check this quote out from the letter sent to Spain

"...Because of this decision, the leadership has decided to stop all operations within the Spanish territories... until we know the intentions of the new government that has promised to withdraw Spanish troops from Iraq," the statement said.

The Spanish people... chose peace by choosing the party that was against the alliance with America," the statement said. The newspaper planned to publish it Thursday.

bulletLets hope that Spain NEVER sides with the USA again for anything, because we wouldn't want them to piss Al Qaeda off and blow more people up. Didn't anyone in Spain ever have to deal with a bully growing up ? How were we all taught to treat bullies ? You stand up to them and fight them, otherwise they will keep coming, and using you, intimidate you, and basically make a pussy out of you. Look, truth is, we don't need Spain or anyone else on the freaking planet. They will need us at some point. To bail them out, or to defend them or to provide them emergency aid, or relief. Walk away now, and make room for the mullahs to take over your country, and perhaps move right in to your political offices. I bet the next threat is to France to reverse the head scarf ban or else they will bomb the Eifel Tower. Stay tuned.
bulletHere's another great article on John Kerry. Reading this today makes me wonder whether or not Mr. Kerry should be arrested on charges of aiding and abetting terrorists. Apparently he was given very specific information regarding security issues that were uncovered at Logan National airport back in May 2001. His response, was to pass the information along, because after all, the person who provided him the material wasn't one of his "constituents"
bulletThere is also an article that I am having trouble finding again. It covered John Kerry being interviewed during the Clinton years, where he basically took George Bush's position on national security and whether or not we need a multi-national, UN agreement to go to war to defend American security and interests. Hopefully, everyone is noticing that this guy goes with the wind and can't be trusted. And we are still 6+ months away from the election, wait until the real dirt comes out.
bulletA relevant NY Post opinion piece covering the Republican party's use of images from 9/11. As I like to say over and over again, Never Forget... And remember, no security, no economy , stupid. Do you go to the mall, or anywhere, if you think you will get mugged, no. Be safe, feel safe, and then you'll grow the economy.(3/17/04)
bulletQuestion of the week - Who is the Holy Cross mystery Knight "Mascot" ????
bulletI am noticing that the papers are reporting that there were 911 days between 9-11-01 and 3-11-04. According to my date calculation program, there is actually 912 days. Can Al Qaeda not count ? Can the news agencies not validate data before presenting it ? And, I'm staying home on 4-11-04.
bulletThe terrorist bombing attacks in Madrid, Spain were awful reminders of what we are fighting against, and I hope it serves to bring the planet so much closer to finally deciding to rid the world of these assholes. I think that as these idiots attack other 'borderline' countries they will only succeed in briging all of us together. We support you Spain, we will stand with you.
bulletHere is a pretty good opinion piece out of the NY Post on 3/11/04 covering John Ashcroft. This poor bastard is going through some painful gall bladder condition and has since had an operation. This guy is a national hero, and we ought to all recognize him for that. It takes a special kind of person to drive what you know in your heart is the right thing to do, depsite the pressure or attempts to undermine you. You have a large part of America's support Mr. Ashcroft, despite what you might read or hear. We are here, standing behind you. Let's keep pushing....
bulletI also wonder what type of person finds it necessary to wish pain, eternal suffering and plain awful medical conditions on another fellow human ? The same person wants pain killers for fetus' about to be aborted, so they don't have to suffer, yet they have no problem stating publicly : "I hope he is in the most severe pain a human being can suffer, and after that, I hope he remains in constant pain with no hope of relief". Now this is an intelligent, adult, relevant response to a policy issue, isn't it ? How do you reconcile this ?
bulletGranny D from Neoga is back home from the hospital. Angiogram was done, and all looks OK, which is wonderful news. Granny's spirits are high, anxiety relieved, and now she can concentrate on managing the condition. It was great talking to you, and we all love you very much and miss you.
bulletNow that Martha Stewart was convicted, it was just a matter of time before the 'Free Martha' buttons came out. Here's the very first Free Martha button for you to proudly display your support. (3/13/04)
bulletMore buttons - button 2 , button 3 , button 4
bulletCheck out the St. Fidelis web site, some good material about the school and student achievements. My boy Frank has made an appearance in two of the areas, one for his Shuttle Run times, and for his School Band participation. (he's the 3rd one from the left on the second row.)
bulletSome pics of Frankie V at dinner for my parent's anniversary yesterday. Is this kid handsome like his uncle or what ???
bulletPic 1 , Pic 2 , Pic 3
bulletOur buddy Screwy Louie.
bulletWell, it's the end of yet another era. The Bank sold off one of their business units, and now those wonderful FACTORS guys are history. God Bless TR who is taking this opportunity to retire and move south. God Bless you Tom. You'll be missed out front by the boys. Enjoy retirement, spend some new quality time with the wife, and HOPEFULLY the son will grace you with grandchildren AFTER he gets married.... PEACE.
bulletWith all the fuss lately about gay marriages, here is a response from the NYC Mayor's office, which to me, is at the crux of a lot of what goes on in America today. Whereby people complain about many things, yet they do not follow the proper protocol to 'effect change' properly. (3/1/04)

In a statement, Bloomberg’s spokesman, Ed Skyler, said: “The city clerk is following New York State law, which does not permit gay marriages. Advocates for it should spend their time persuading Albany to change the law rather than calling on the city clerk to break it. If the law is changed the mayor will make sure it is followed."

bulletVisit Frank Leone Rare Coins, Inc. All coins on this web page are conservatively graded and in choice condition unless clearly described as otherwise. With links to Frank's auctions on E-Bay. (2/29/04)
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri is on a roll. Here are some great submissions (2/27/04) :
bulletHere is one highlighting the fashion differences between Paris, France and Paris, Kentucky
bulletSome great T-shirts - Shirt 1 , Shirt 2 , Shirt 3 , Shirt 4 , Shirt 5
bulletThe year is 2016. Janet Jackson, having been banned from the entertainment business and falling on hard times following her expos'e at the Super Bowl, refuses to let her plight steal her spirit.
bulletDF from up Buffalo way just got back from the Daytona 500, and came across the following video he wanted to share. I am scouring eBay now to see if they have these 'special glasses'. I am sure you will find this video quite amusing, and will want your very own pair. Enjoy all. (2/24/04)
bulletToday is my Mom and Dad's 47th wedding anniversary. No small feat these days. Congratulations, and I love you both very much.
bulletMy boy Frank had 3 of his teef yanked out on Saturday. He pulled through it like a champ. Now he has some room for his giant adult teef to come in.
bulletToday is also UDs birfday. Happy Birthday to you UD, and tonite is that special treat that AJ gives you each year :-)
bulletTV shot this interesting pic of George W and Hillary. (2/23/04)
bulletThese just in from Roving Reporter ... (2/19/04)
bulletImmediately following the Super Bowl, George W Bush called the Patriots and complemented them on a great game.  Al Gore called the Panthers and said he thought they were robbed.  Bill Clinton called Janet Jackson
bulletThe Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.

Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, ....alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully ....for the last time ....I said..... "BRING POSSE!".

bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri provided the following quotes :
bulletWe contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. --Winston Churchill
bulletA government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. --George Bernard Shaw
bulletA liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon Liddy
bulletGovernment's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. -- Ronald Reagan (1986)
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri submitted the following link to the AOL Presidential Match Guide. Take the short quiz and see how it matches up to the presidential candidates. You may be surprised at the results. I was.
bulletCheck out www.talkingpresidents.com they have some new dolls that come with voice chips and provide sound bites in the voices of the person. The Donald Rumsfeld doll has some great one-liners from Rummy. (2/17/04)
bulletTV provided us with a special Valentine's card for the sexes this year. I KNOW you will like these images. (2/13/04)
bulletFor the guys
bulletFor the gals
bulletWell it was just  a matter of time before the children's shows began to mimic real life. ET checked in with a picture taken during a recent live production of the Muppets show. I suppose we ought to be thankful this wasn't of Kermit or Big Bird, but, who knows where this ends.... (2/12/04)
bulletI just returned from a Buffalo trip to celebrate the Big Guy's retirement (WFP). I was also honored to have been asked to say a few words. Here is what I had to say, with a couple of pics from the evening.(2/11/04) Pic1 , Pic2

When Walt started at Republic National Bank, I was 30 years old, half my weight, double the hair and nearly 7 months pregnant expecting our second son. To say that Walt has had an affect on my life would be an understatement. I attribute the better part of my style to Walt, while the rest of it is well, just me. Walt 'got' me. He understood me, knew I meant well, and that I was committed to the success of the organization. He knew I'd do anything to help, and we did everything with the people and the company in mind. Walt is fair, honest, wise, honorable and prudent. Anyone could walk into Walt's office, and no matter what he was doing, he stopped and gave you his complete attention. We got through pregnancies, 'blue moon' syndromes, a few data center moves, a couple of acquired data center integrations, RNB, TIC, TOC, IMPACS, BIMAS, Y2K, CSC, PEP, EDS, EPM, HSBC and now HTS.

You should be proud of your legacy, and I for one will miss you immensely. You mentored many of us over the years and we will pass that knowledge, and experience on to the next generation of IT professionals.

I will remember you in many ways, but none as much as my friend.

My hope is that we will cross paths again.

God Bless you and good luck to you in Florida.


bulletOn a more serious note. TC from work presented me with 2 UAL Flight 93 memorial items. I will display the urn of dirt from the crash site and scrap book forever. To honor all of the heroes of Flight 93, but most of all out of respect for TC's Mom and Aunt who were 2 of our heroes. Thank you for thinking of me, and God Bless you and your family.
bulletCongrats to an old friend and brand new mommy JD. A new baby girl has been added to their family. Send in some pics, and look forward to speaking to you soon.
bulletFrank and one of his pets, Madison - pic1 , pic2
bulletSo, who said the 50's were dead and gone ?
bulletA group of Cubans who tried to sail to the United States in a 1959 Buick car fashioned into a boat were intercepted at sea by the U.S. Coast Guard, relatives in Cuba and Cuban exiles said on Wednesday. For four of the 11 people on board, it was not the first thwarted attempt to leave the communist island in a bizarrely converted vintage vehicle. They had already tried last July to reach Florida in a vessel made from a 1951 Chevy truck, only to be picked up by the Coast Guard and sent home. - Pic1 , Pic2
bulletAnother future retiree practiced his slip and falls techniques yesterday on his way into work. Luckily his son PR was walking by when he noticed dad TR sprawled out on the sidewalk doing his best 'help me, I can't get up' routine. Thankfully, nothing is broken, but his pride, I'll bet. So, now the old man is getting by with a cane. I guess now would be a good time to submit your application to AARP and look into getting yourself one of those scooters...
bulletJL and RL have settled into their new home in sunny Port St. Lucie, Florida. Retirement seems to agree with both and I am sure we are all extremely jealous of them both. Go and visit JLs web site to see the latest on the bird happenings. I've said it before and I'll say it again, God Bless you both and congratulations !!!. Enjoy retirement, golfing, fishing,  life, family, grand kids. You both deserve it.
bulletRoving Report provided this amusing piece (2/5/04)

Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.  "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. " Larry." "And what is your question?" "I have five questions:

First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan?

Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?

Third - whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?

Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? and

Fifth - what happened to Kenneth?"

bulletCongrats to ET and GY, big winners in a couple of the Super Bowl pools, winnings of 1,200 and 500 each.
bulletSo, besides the Janet Jackson 'booby' show at the Super Bowl last night, there was also the infamous Brit streaker Mark Roberts, who came out after half time, dressed as a referee, only to strip and begin a Riverdance routine. Seems, he warned the world he was going to try and do this at his web site http://www.thestreaker.org.uk/streaks/sbowl/sbowl.htm - I suppose we ought to be thankful he wasn't a Palestinian homicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body. I try to always look for the positive in things. I am still searching for the Janet video, so if you have it already drop me a line at . Here are 2 pics I got from www.snopes.com - pic1 , pic2
bulletAny truth to the rumor that Janet had a 'Free Michael' tattoo on her breast ? (2/2/04)
bulletMy middle son Joe, received his college acceptance letter from John Jay College in Manhattan. Congratulations Joe, Mom and Dad are so proud of you. (1/31/04)
bulletRoving Reporter must be cleaning out the inbox. We have a couple good submissions to post. Here goes (1/28/04) :
bullet Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY.....?!!!" And... she always acts like she's sound asleep."

bullet A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"


A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think

bulletSome penance - I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush. I will not trim my wife's bush.
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri sent over some great police stories. Here are some of the better ones : (1/26/04)
bulletDID I SAY THAT??? - Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a line-up. When detectives asked each man in the line-up to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "that's not what I said!"
bulletARE WE COMMUNICATING?? - A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband
bulletTHE GRAND FINALE -- Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, Cal. some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong A thorough top side check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard ... NOW REMEMBER... THIS IS TRUE Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer
bulletSo, my oldest boy Jack just got done installing headers into his 5.0. Man, the car sounds sweet now. That pony hums. It's hard raising boys to respect others, teach them to live and let live, when it is a daily fight between the haves and have nots. It seems the have nots decided they needed to have one of his tires. so, middle of the night, these fucking idiots jack up his car and take one of his rear tires. As I tend to look on the bright side when such things happen, it is good they only took the tire, as taking the whole car would have been worse. I am sure there is a lesson to be learned here, so we buy a new tire, some lug locks, and move on. Hopefully, the rat bastards will put the tire onto their car, and it falls off as they are doing 90 mph.
bulletFor all you smokers out there, here is a link to some really Kool cigarettes. http://poisoninc.com/store.htm  I wish I was still smoking, cause I'd be driving down south today to pick up a few cartons of these.(1/20/04)
bulletSome snow storm pics from our last 2 storms - 1/15/04 and 1/18/04. (1/19/04)
bulletA shout out to some of our recovering family and friends. Granny D is back home and coming along well. We love you Grandma. Sis-in-law BS is recovering from hand surgery, and we wish her well and a speedy recovery. Our WAC neighbor RR is also recovering from a medical procedure, and we wish her a speedy recovery as well. (1/17/04)
bulletRG passed along this amazing tribute asking us to Remember the Blood of Heroes. It is one of THE most moving tributes to 9/11 I have ever seen. Go get a box of tissues and prepare yourself to experience the pain again. Thank you for sharing this with us all. As I constantly remind myself - We Must Never Forget. God Bless America !!!
bulletSome pics of the two Frank's, Frankie J and the new Frankie V - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3
bulletDC shot this one over. It is an appropriate reminder for the French of the planet, on the issue of the English language.


An officer in the U.S. Naval reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both Navies.

The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English. He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."

The group became silent.

bulletTV passed along this video clip. I think the male fans of the Musings will appreciate the situation. By the way, this is one of those postings that you should NOT look at Frankie J... Simply titled Who's car is better ?
bulletThis just in from SS, aka DnC (1/14/04)

If you've flown anytime since September 11, 2001, you are well aware of the problems that the tightened airline security have caused the average law abiding passenger................

Well, a brand new Airline has just gotten off the ground (pun intended)!

Here are some photos of its inaugural flight: Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3

I hope they have a frequent flyer program !!!

bulletRoving Reporter must have some spare time for the site. Sent in a couple of items, best of which is the following pic of Saddam found on the streets of NYC. hmmmmmm.
bulletPA shot over this creepy pic of I think her cat ??? Also looks a lot like Fearless Leader's cat after it finishes twisting one off.
bulletMe and my boy Frank down Whitestone Park, on a good frisbee day.
bulletAs we get older, our eyesight begins to deteriorate. So, the Elusive Sail Capri sent in the following handy eye chart you can use to ensure your eyes are checked often. You may require assistance in maintaining healthy eyesight, this should help justify it. (1/12/04)
bulletMy honey took a pretty good pic of one of the cardinals we have in the yard.
bulletSo, Friday was a good day for the driving Leone boys. Joe had his traffic violation hearing and WON his case, and Jack got the paperwork for the case he had for his 3 tix. Not Guilty across the board. Good for you both. Now, let's try and get this $10,000/year insurance rate down a bit... (1/11/04)
bulletET reports that he was able to get a new photo of GG's new baby boy after Momma started 'yapping' to him. Anyone who knows Momma GG will understand that she can gab .... So, this is new baby FDG after Momma started 'yapping' to him.
bulletbtw - I spoke to Momma today, and she is doing fine, baby is well and both should be home in Queens by Monday or Tuesday the latest.
bulletThis came out during the European Mad Cow scare, and is appropriate for us American's today. Thanks to ET for getting it back out to us for your enjoyment. Titled Public Service Announcement. (1/9/04)
bulletWell, the wait is over. Our Momma GG and her beaming husband MG are the proud parents of a bouncing big baby boy FG . Mom and child are doing good and should be home soon. Congratulations and God Bless your new family. We all miss you at work and wish you the best. (1/8/04)
bulletET provided these great photos of an American Soldier inspired vehicle. Great pics, and oh by the way, God Bless America !!! - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3 , Pic4
bulletJoeL from Fla provided this humorous flash video of Saddam, I think you will enjoy it. Be sure your speakers are on.
bulletMy middle boy Joe has a new job at  a local Waldbaum's. Congratulations son, show them how good Leone's work.
bulletMe and Frank down by Malba. Got Pez ? (1/6/04)
bulletPerhaps the new year will bring about some change in the Arab Muslim world. Here is an article from WorldNetDaily that highlights Arab press reaction to the recent attacks on the Egyptian Foreign Minister. (1/1/04)

Egyptian media thrash Palestinians - 'You have cast shame and disgrace on yourselves and your cause'

bulletI came home yesterday to these 'hole shot' marks in front of our house. I wonder who did this, was it Jack and his Mustang 5.0, or was it Antonio and his Camaro , or was it Anthony and his mighty black 'Stang. Either way, when I catch the hot rodder, I'm gonna give him a reminder, he ain't ever gonna forget..... (btw - good length on the rubber marks !!! --- PEACE)
bulletSome Whitestone Bridge area pics - Pic1 , Pic2 , Pic3
bulletHappy New Year everyone. Be safe and enjoy a happy, healthy and prosperous 2004. (12/31/03)
bulletHey Karen, here is that pic of Nicole's communion you wanted. (12/30/03)
bulletToday is my Mom's Birthday. Happy Birthday Mom. I Love You !!!
bullet Christmas 2003 pictures.
bulletLike all children at Christmas I get my share of neat toys. Of all I received, I think for this year, this one is the best. It is a George W. Bush Jack in the box. It is so kool and awesome. God Bless America. (12/26/03)
bulletMerry Christmas everyone. And if you don't celebrate Christmas, you can celebrate the 'Spirit of Christmas'. Peace (12/24/03)
bulletOne of my favorite Christmas and Santa stories. I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. It is simply titled, Santa - the Scientific view
bulletAlso a favorite of mine, How to Tell You've been Really bad @Christmas time.
bulletMy brother Frank celebrates his real birthday today. The little pup is 36. Happy Birthday Frank, We Love You. I am ready to start kicking your ass again shooting pool, whenever your heart can take the pain. PS - Hey Mom, some of those days he said he beat me, he was LYING to you....
bulletI hear that today is also the Roving Reporter's birthday. The big 21. Happy Birthday niecey. Still have not gotten new material, so RR must be swamped with school and work. We have been trying to hook up reporter with my oldest, but still haven't gotten better pics.
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri shot over this updated poster for the Home Alone movie. So appropriate considering the latest news items. (12/23/03)
bulletGranny D from Illinois is in the hospital recovering from her ailments. We are all praying for her speedy recovery. I Love You Grandma...
bullet"...We are turning our swords into ploughshares and this step should be appreciated and followed by all other countries," Libyan Prime Minister Shokri Ghanem told the BBC, adding that economic progress was more important than arms.
bulletIsn't this what it is all about in the end ? When do the rest of the Arab and Asian nations realize this. Fighting is not productive, being the bully is not easy. Or as the Borg like to say, 'Resistance is futile', One way or another, at some point in time, all countries need to establish free market systems to enable their own people to prosper and live their own lives, pray to their own God, and live peacefully with the rest of the world. You are NOT going to beat America, or our way of life, no matter how many of us you kill, or planes you crash. So get on board the bandwagon and enjoy your time on the rock (12/22/03)
bulletDec. 19 - Arabic television al Jazeera aired an audiotape purportedly from al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahri, saying the United States was defeated in Afghanistan. I'm wondering to myself, could this guy be in a different part of Afghanistan ? He may also believe that we didn't catch the real Saddam, we caught one of his doubles, with a case full of $750,000, who I guess was such a good double had to hide in a hole to stay safe...  Oh well, without the conspiracy theorists, we would have no entertainment whatsoever. I mean after all, if I had $750k, I'd be hiding in a way better hole, somewhere off the coast of Maui, with Britney Spears, Beyonce and one of Santa's hottest Elf's. (12/19/03)
bulletET provided this Snickers Bar ad, in  light of Saddam's recent capture. I suspect more of this will be coming over the next few weeks. And now we know, Saddam wears boxers. (12/18/03)
bulletMy boy Frank had his school Christmas concert last night. Does he look handsome and musically talented or what ? I love you Frank, you were great !!! (12/17/03)
bullet"Ladies and Gentlemen, We got him !!". US Forces capture Saddam Hussein hiding in a hole. Here he is cleaned up a little bit and the way we want his people to see him. Probably the same housing Osama is living in.. Saddam looks a lot different than from when he was in power. See how the wardrobe and appearance change as you run and hide in holes ? (12/14/03)
bulletSome of the latest PEZ items I've acquired (12/13/03)
  1. African American Bride and Groom.
  2. Easter 2004
  3. Candy Factory playset
  4. European Looney Tunes
bulletI came across Santa Clause while shopping today. I think this is the real one, really, I do.
bulletI hear that the Big Guy from up Buffalo way (WFP) is retiring. That's great news and I wish him the very best. He has been a mentor and a friend for a very long time, and I owe a lot of the good management that might be in me to him.
bulletI came across this great US flag the other day at a local restaurant. It contains all of the names of the victims of the 9/11 attack. Check out the website for more information. http://www.flagofhonor.org (12/12/03)
bulletToday is Fearless Leader's birthday. Hapy Birthday Boy !!!
bulletFrank snowboarding at Chisolm Park after the Blizzard of '03. (12/8/03)
bulletMy Granny (Nonny) turns 93 today. Zelda just doesn't age. She is an amazing woman, and matriarch of our family. God Bless You Grandma. Happy Birthday to you. I Love You !!!
bulletSome pics from the Blizzard. (12/6/03)
bulletMy sister AT celebrates her birthday today. Happy Birthday Sis, we love you !!!
bulletMy boy Frank with his new Nextel phone.(12/5/03)
bulletWell, I am an uncle for the 14th time today. My brother Frank and his beautiful wife Sandy are the proud parents of a bouncing baby boy. Frank Vincent came to us sooner than expected, but all is well, and the joy of parenthood has begun for the new parents. Best of luck and Congratulations. And Vin Man, your help will be needed as your new brother joins your family. He will need his big brother to look after him. And if you need some help in how to annoy your younger brother, you can check with your cousins, who do a pretty good job of annoying their younger brother. Here are some pics : (12/3/03)
  1. Frank Vincent 1
  2. Frank Vincent 2
  3. Beautiful Mom, and Auntie
  4. Proud Daddy
  5. Beautiful new Grandma
  6. A small gift
bulletMy honey, looking especially sexy.
bulletTR of Factors fame, provide this image of Santa visits to come. I think this guy has been to my house. (12/2/03)
bulletHappy Thanksgiving all. Enjoy this very special day with your family and friends. Please take some time to reflect on all that we have to be thankful for. I have many things to be thankful for in my life. Here is my beautiful wife hosting our dinner.
bullet President Bush paid a surprise visit to our troops in Baghdad. How about that !!! Here is a man of character and conviction. God Bless America. Thank You to all of our men and women serving to protect us in the armed services.

bulletAJ and UD are celebrating their 100th wedding anniversary. Bless them both. AJ sent in some of the following : (11/27/03)

He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said . . . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? > > >

She said . . . I would but you're never there.


Q. Why did the man cross the road? > > >

A. He heard the chicken was a slut.


Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? > > >

A. He buys two cases of beer.

bulletHere is Frank's latest school picture. Is this boy, nay, young man handsome or what ?
bulletPic of my wife and sis-in-law who visited last week. Doesn't SL look beautiful ? That's another Leone male being cooked. Look out world !!!
bulletWith security increased around our building, the crack NYPD blues spent half an hour interviewing this poor bastard for being in front of the building. I guess it is the price we have to pay until we get rid of the idiots causing problems.
bulletOur thoughts and prayers go out to our colleagues affected by the bombing of the HSBC headquarters in Turkey. Another despicable act by cowards. Hopefully the world can come together to end this madness once and for all and exterminate these assholes. You have what was a beautiful building that has been destroyed, with 1,000 innocent people going about their daily lives for what purpose ? Let's hope the Muslims rise up and clean up their backyard. If they need help, we can offer our support and assistance. Never Forget !!!  (11/21/03)
bulletJoe L checked in from Florida. His new website is all setup and is looking great. Checkout and visit http://www.joelastella.com for the latest news on Joe and Rose's move to Florida, their new home and news, articles and pics of the birds. (11/13/03)

bulletMy boy Joe is 17 today. I remember the day he was born, and it sure as hell don't seem like that long. But he is, and he is a fine example of a man. Joe is an independent, mature young man, and Mom and Dad are SO PROUD of you. I know we don't always say it, but I think we do a fair job of encouraging you to be that way and it has paid off. You have leadership qualities as evidenced by the way your friends seek you out for conversation.You are respectful, sincere and loving. Qualities that will help round you out as a man. I am proud to call you Son. I Love You !!!. Happy Birthday Joe.
bulletIt is also my Aunt J's Birthday today. Happy Birthday AJ, and enjoy your day and night with UD.
bulletOur growing Momma GG is looking beautiful, isn't she ? She just got finished with our emergency supply kit.
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri checked in with this one (11/7/03)

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

The nurse says, "He's happy now... but just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."

bulletCame across our Roving Reporter with Auntie and cousin today at the Park. Finally got that pic for Jack Jr to consider. Frank had some fun climbing the fence.
bulletDing Dong the Ghouls are gone, the ghouls are gone, the ghouls are gone. Ding Dong the psycho ghouls are gone. Well it seems the crazy Walsh's have left College Point. Not too soon enough if you ask the neighbors. Perhaps now peace can come back to 124th street. They moved out appropriately enough on Halloween. Good FUCKING riddance you psychotic family.(11/2/03)
bulletFrank's team won the Championship game today. Here is a team pic and one with coach. Congratulations Frank, we are so proud of you.
bulletFrank has become such an independent young man, that we felt it was time for him to have a cell phone. Here is Frank with his new Nextel phone. Ain't he cool ??? (11/1/03)
bulletToday is my Grandma D's birthday. She is 84 years young today. Happy Birthday Grandma. I Love You !!! Checkout pic1 , pic2..(10/28/03)
bulletFrank's team is in the playoffs. They won again today and advance. Here are some pics fromthe game - pic1 , pic2 , pic3 . At least one local team won a ballgame today. Sorry Yankees... (10/25/03)
bulletSS also passed on a few of those morning after shots. The ones where your friends apply some personal touches to you as you sleep. This one is one of the better ones, and begs the question, was this a clean one ?
bulletThese are hysterical, and it seems that SS is purging his files. Enjoy several of the Why Men Shouldn't baby sit series. WMSBS1 WMSBS2 , WMSBS3 , WMSBS4 , WMSBS5 , WMSBS6
bulletWith the recent California law changes governing driver licenses, this telling diddy showed up in the inbox from SS. Welcome to Mexifornia. (10/22/03)
bulletWe heard from Auntie. Our Roving Reporter CS is well, but knee deep in college stuff. Gotta get smart I suppose. But, as they say, all work and no play, blah, blah, blah. Don't forget your obligation to the Musings page, and try and send some material in.
bulletIt's DMAC's birthday today. Looks pretty damn good for an old man, eh ???. Happy Birthday my friend, and thank you for 'enabling' me. (10/21/03)
bulletMy youngest boy Frank is 11 years old today. Happy Birthday Frank !!!. We Love You very much.
bulletOur Roving Reporter is still MIA. Will have to check with Auntie to see if all is OK. And we wanted to see if my oldest would be interested in developing some sort of relationship here... (10/20/03)
bulletMy boy Jack got his Mustang 5.0 on the road again. Sam's Auto Body did a great job putting it back together. Thank you Sammy and Nicky. Check out the interior as well.
bulletGot myself a new toy. The Logitech Pocket Digital 130. It replaces the 1st generation pocket camera I had. This one has built-in flash and does 1.3 megapixel. Excellent cam to carry all the time. You can buy at a variety of online retail stores. I bought mine here and got it quick. http://www.pcuniverse.com/product.asp?pid=1680538&so=1.91.1 Goes for approx. $120.00
bulletStay tuned for pics from the weekend at Billy and Viv's Vermont home. I gotta build the web page and do the uploads. I took over 250 pics, so I gotta find the best ones and that takes time. Here's a tease pic for you. There are so many to choose from. The fall colors were peaking. We had a great time with Billy, Viv and kids, and with Fernando, Debbie and little Lea.
bulletTV from ex-Factors fame provided a few Brooklyn Tony items. Here is one of the best

Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' I said '6,'" replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'" "What's the fucking difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!"

bulletSome news from the psychotic neighbor front. The red truck is attracting more attention and now has the side drivers window busted. Still the truck sits in front of someone else's house. Has also begun to collect tickets. Also hear one of the evil children had emergency appendectomy. Could this be God's way of saying 'chill out folks' ??? Things are picking up...(10/15/03)
bulletI just got back from a business trip to the Chicago area. I took some extra time to drive down to Neoga, Illinois to visit Grandma and my Aunt, Uncle and cousins. Thank you so much UM and AL for your hospitality, I really appreciate you accommodating me on such short notice. It was GREAT to see you all and spend time with you Grandma. I love you very much, and will probably visit again soon over the next few months. Here are some pics I managed to get of Granny , me and Granny 1 , me and Granny 2 , me on the rider mower (everyone has to take this pic when they visit).
bulletOn the drive back up 57 North to O'Hare airport, I came upon this little accident. Not sure if anyone was hurt, but the traffic backup was unreal.
bulletMy boy Frank is in the process of creating a time capsule, that he plans to bury in the yard. Here we see him preparing the site.
bulletMy cousin MD from Illinois shot this interesting pic of Arnold at a fundraiser. Looks as though here was more being raised besides just money. Now, I tried to find this on Snopes, but haven't found anything, so draw your own conclusions on the validity of the image. Thank you future Dr. Drez...(10/7/03)
bulletIt's my Dad's birthday today. Happy Birthday Dad !!!. We Love You !!! (10/5/03)
bulletAJ (of AJ and UD fame) also provided this bit of amazing material from some hoity toity study...

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.   Amzanig huh?

bulletAJ checked in with this insightful analogy of two cows and democracy and capitalism. Enjoy !!!
bulletHeard from JoeL who moved down south to Florida. JL and RL are proud grandparents to a new grandson born 9/9/03. Another Virgo male in the world, that's always a good thing. Congratulations to your daughter and family.
bulletWhile going through some old vintage pics, I came across this shot of the wife and kids at the top of the World Trade Center. It was taken around 1999.  (9/30/03)
bulletI traveled last week up Buffalo way to participate in a couple of retirement celebrations for my manager DF. Dave has completed 33 years of service to the Bank and has taken this opportunity to retire. I wish him well as he enters this next phase of his life. He can celebrate life with his beautiful bride Beverly and they can both experience the grandchildren at a much higher level of quality. You leave in your wake many friends. All who love you in their own way. Many fine careers were nourished and mentored by you, mine included, and we will never forget you. Enjoy the following vintage and current pics - pic1 , pic2 , pic3 , pic4 , pic5. Stay well my friend, and please also stay in touch. Beverly promised to visit the site often, and you can continue to contribute. Peace !!! (9/27/03)
bulletFrank is going national. Check out the photo of Frank and Viv and Billy's J and A. It's going to be in the October issue of some magazine called BIG.
bulletMy youngest son Frank performed his first official Altar Boy service. He continues a tradition started by our older sons Jack and Joe. Frank, you are making us so proud of you, and you are one handsome young man, even if I have to say so myself. Check out Pic1 and Pic2.
bulletHere are a couple of neat aerial pics as I flew back home from Buffalo the other day. Of Orchard Beach and City Island.
bulletGrandma D. from Neoga, Ill has been ill, and recently spent a few days in the hospital. We all wish her a speedy recovery and that we Love You very much. I'll be seeing you very soon Granny. (9/26/03)
bulletHard to believe that it has been a year already that we lost our friend Mark. I still don't think we have really come to grips with Mark's passing and the hole left in the get togethers is still there. We miss you Mark and hope that you and Ralph are setting things up for when we all arrive over time. Please take some time to remember Mark and visit the Mark Cascia memorial page (9/21/03)
bulletFished out this old photo of Fearless Leader back in his day. Actually he still plays like this to this day.
bulletWell it's my birfday. Alive another year, another year wiser. Another year of living in fear under our belts. Things and people change over time. Learn to accept it and adapt. Always remember to be happy with yourself first. Don't sweat the little stuff. Be a skom and enjoy the sweet little things in life :-)
bulletIt seems our favorite psychotic neighbor has a new fan. And this time there is someone crazier than him. Some street justice was served courtesy of a boulder. With things the way they are I suspect we have visits to look forward to by detectives. Oh well, he got what he deserved and at least that guy ain't out 5k so far... (9/20/03)
bulletET sent in this image of Baker Company serving in Iraq. Thanks to 1st Sgt Dave Jobe. It is their tribute to the 2nd anniversary of 9/11. Never Give Up, Never Give In, Never Forget, Never Again. (9/19/03)
bulletMy oldest son is 19 today. Happy Birthday Jack. Mom and Dad love you very much. You have made us very proud parents.  Soon you'll have your car on the road and you can enjoy life a bit more. You deserve it. You work hard and go to college and need to have time to enjoy life.
bulletOur Roving Reporter has been MIA lately. Hope all is well there and that CS has not forgotten her responsibility to the Musings page. And, with Jack being 19 now and almost with a car, it is time again to suggest they meet and get to know one another... who knows, perhaps there are seeds of love there... (9/18/03)
bulletMy middle son Joe took his driving test today and PASSED with flying colors. Atta boy Joe. Mom and Dad are so proud of you. Now all you have to do is buy a car !!! - We Love You and Congratulations...
bulletZelda, my 92 year old Grandmother missed the bagel she was cutting and cut her finger. Needed 4 stitches to put Nonny back together. First time in her life she had to have stitches. You gots to be careful Zelda. All is well, she is healing. (9/17/03)
bulletMy boy Frank started playing for new College Point team today. Got 2 hits, one of them a double, and also stole home. Way to go boy. Got new shirt and hat. It's also a historic event since this is College Point's first Snowflake team ever. (9/13/03)
bulletSS shot this over, and for those of you in the IT Services industry can appreciate the irony in this image of What the customer wanted. (9/12/03)
bulletYesterday 9/9/03 the FDNY had the final memorial service/burial for the last of the 343 firefighters lost on 9/11. Hard to believe that 2 years have passed and families are still burying loved ones or whatever parts of them they can find, and the pain continues. 2 Years have passed and it still hurts. We New Yorkers have done pretty good all things considered. We live and feel the pain each and every day. We live not knowing if today is the next attack. We leave our families each morning to go to work, not knowing if we won't be back. We've 'Moved On' as they say. But we must 'Never Forget'. I know I can never forget the images of the day, week, year, 2 years. I know I can't forget the smell that lingered for months or the images burned into my head when I close my eyes. We have family and friends we work with each day, who suffered losses, and we continue, because we must. Oh, we do forget from time to time, like when we plan to travel, or argue with our friends, families or loved ones. We shouldn't, but we do. I am sorry Rosanne. I do get caught up in things myself as hard as I try not to. As painful as it can be, I do think we need to remind ourselves of what happened, so do watch the memorials, the documentaries and read the people stories, because that is what it is all about. And do cry, cause it does help, trust me. But please, 'Never Forget' and God Bless America.
bulletTake some time and re-visit my 9/11 memorial page. http://www.jackleone.com/wtc091101.htm . You won't find depressing photos. Only patriotic symbols of the human spirit from that event.(9/10/03)
bulletHere is a vintage shot we came across while going thru old wedding pics. My bride and some friends at our wedding. Hey DnC, look how young you looked then !! (9/8/03)
bulletSo the wife rolls over in the middle of the night and knocks me in the mouth with her fat elbow. Knocks one of my teef right out. Don't believe me, here it is. I sure hope this pops back in, or I be UGLY for a long time to come..
bulletSome of the latest PEZ items added to my collection. (9/2/03)
bulletMr Bean
bulletHello Kitty
bulletSesame Street
bulletBob the Builder
bulletLunch boxes
bulletPuppets 1
bulletPuppets 2
bulletTeddy Friends
bulletDisney Extreme
bulletGiant Kermit
bulletGiant Garfield
bulletMore pics by Frank of the BBQ @ the Young's home -Aug. 2003 and BBQ @ John & Michelle's -Aug. 2003 (8/30/03)
bulletHere are some GREAT pics that Frank took during vacation @ Billy & Viv's Vermont home. Frank took some awesome photos, and it shows how much he has gotten better at photography. (8/30/03)
bulletSome new websites for you to visit. (8/29/03)
bulletCheckout my brother Frank's new website for coins - http://www.1793.com
bulletThis one is for vintage pictures of Queens and the many neighborhoods - http://www.queenspix.com/
bulletSome interesting articles regarding the Blackout of 2003. This one suggests that Al Qaeda caused the outage, for a small cost I might add -->  http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article4475.htm . This one goes back to June 2003 and covers the exposure to our infrastructure with some scary facts identified. http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article4478.htm . Draw your own conclusions, but do have the debate. The risk is real and the faster we consider the implications in our daily lives the better off we will all be.
bulletSome images of NYC during the blackout. Thanks to the Elusive Sail Capri for the submissions. Blackout Pic1 , Blackout Pic2. (8/21/03)
bulletPeople are starting to wonder. Every time something happens lately in Manhattan, I am conveniently out of town... While you all dealt with the power outage for 29+ hours, I was for the most part in air conditioned environments while I was stranded up in the Buffalo area unable to get a flight back home. Walking the streets of downtown Buffalo you would never know that most of the northeast power grid was without power. I do have a photo to share with you as I snapped this on my way to Canada for a conference. It is the Niagra Mohawk power plant. Draw your own conclusions...
bulletI thank my wife and EVERY one of my colleagues and associates for the REMARKABLE commitment they showed to handle this crisis. This is the time that New Yorkers show their true grit and I am proud to be associated with everyone involved. My wife is the primary point of contact for our leg of the family and she also maintains our emergency reaction kit and supplies. All worked as expected and as I am sure all others have found, improvements can be made. Here is a pic of the wife after the event. She looks tired, because she is. Regardless, she is still beautiful to me. Thank You Rosanne --- I LOVE YOU !!!
bulletAs far as the job is concerned, I have a lot of love for our team as well. My managers CS, GB, ET, SY get an equal share of my love when it comes to how they handled their organizations. You guys are the BEST. We have many stories and personal adventures to share and each of you are to be commended for your actions. My hat goes off to the facilities and security folks,whose equipment and processes supported us throughout the entire event flawlessly (with some room to improve). All worked as was designed and it is humbling to see these teams at work under these conditions, all the while maintaining positive attitudes. My boy Roy and his team of what used to be blue shirts did a remarkable job considering the situation we were in. This was the day they all have been training for as we have exercised routine generator tests for 20+ years. It all paid off today my friend and you ought to be mighty proud of your group, because I sure am.... THANK YOU !!!
bullet Pics from my Buffalo trip. (8/17/03)
bulletThe Elusive Sail Capri has come out of hiding with a couple of good submissions.

Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."
"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass,
pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman,
"whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started
pissing  on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning
toward the  officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British

"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy

bulletNever again in your lifetime will the Red Planet be so spectacular!
This month and next, Earth is catching up with Mars, an encounter that will culminate in the closest approach between the two planets in recorded history. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Due to the way Jupiter's gravity tugs on Mars and perturbs its orbit, astronomers can only be certain that Mars has not come this close to Earth in the last 5,000 years but it may be as long as 60,000 years.

On August 27, Mars will come within 34,649,589 miles and will be (next to the moon) the brightest object in the night sky. It will attain a magnitude of -2.9 and will appear 25.11 arc seconds wide. At a modest 75-power magnification Mars will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. Mars will be easy to spot. At the beginning of August, Mars will rise in the East at 10 p.m. and reach its azimuth at about 3 a.m. But by the end of August when the two planets are closest, Mars will rise at nightfall and reach its highest point in the sky at 12:30 a.m. That's pretty convenient when it comes to seeing something that no human has seen in recorded history. So mark your calendar at the beginning of August to see Mars grow progressively brighter and brighter throughout the month.

Share with your friends, children and grandchildren. No one alive today
will ever see this again!

bulletApparently ZM has some IRS related issues, and received the following correspondence from them last week. (8/11/03)

Dear Sir,

It appears your TAX account is now past due. We have no option but to pass this matter on to our Federal Tax collection department.  We regret that this action is necessary.  Our collection department will be contacting you shortly.  They have an excellent rate of collection and will work with you to assist you to see your way to produce the needed funds.  The attached brochure will assist you in understanding how the collection process works.
The Internal Revenue Service  (Please scroll down)


bulletSpent a couple of days in Montauk. Was quite relaxing. Here are a few pics.
bulletDF from up Buffalo way provided us the following sentencing comments from Judge William Young as he sentenced the shoe bomber Richard Reid. Everyone needs to read this as it never really made the mainstream media.
bulletConfirmed Dead - hard to believe we are coming up on the 2 year anniversary of 9/11 and we are still identifying bodies, and finally allowing families to lay their loved ones to rest. We must Never Forget this. (8/10/03)

bulletDid the New York Aquarium today with Frank and some friends. We had a great time, even though it rained on us during one show. Check out the pics.
bulletMama GG and hubby MG got some good news with recent test results. Looks like there's gonna be a male in their new family. Fantastic.
bulletThe witch and me did a night out in the big city at the Bryant Park hotel. Got some great pics of Central Park. We had a good time together.
bulletOur roving reporter CS provided this 'borderline' dumb blonde joke. Seems like we are scraping the bottom of the barrel. (8/4/03)

A girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The girl says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, hen looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He held her hand and said, "

Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed, and said "Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.

bulletUNBELIEVABLE. I go out on 2 weeks vacation and the 1st day out we had a bomb scare at the job. http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/1826.htm . Some knucklehead tries to rob the branch, handcuffs the manager to a suitcase he says contains a bomb, and the fun began. Buildings were evacuated while the cops sort this all out. Here are some pics of the poor manager with the suitcase - pic1 , pic2 and the fake bomb , which turned out to be painted broomsticks, wire and tape. Steve who was my OIC did a fine job securing our people, keeping management informed and moving command and control to our NJ facility.
bulletHad our first butterflies of the season ready to fly today. Here are some great pics from today. http://www.jackleone.com/Page072803Butterfly.html
bulletHere are updates pics of the hamsters , and the turtle , turtle2.
bulletCheckout my Homies. I found these guys in a candy vending machine out on Long Island. (7/28/03)
bulletSo, it looks like there is going to be another Leone male in the family. My brother's lovely pregnant wife had a sonogram done and seems the bun has one of those male appendages. She knew it right away cause it was the same size as Bro's. If I can get my hands on the pic, I'll scan and post. If not, I think I have one of Bro when he was a tyke we can share. Since the things are identical, you can get an idea of what we're talking about ... Here's the pic
bulletRemember the run away turtle ? Well, our neighbor across the street found him/her/it crossing the street this morning. I guess it  found his/her/it's way out of the yard. And all this time, my boys thought I took the critter for a ride. You see, Dad ain't the kind of guy you think he is. On the other hand, the hamster they got, that was by himself for the past 2 weeks, seems to have had an immaculate conception, cause it gave birth yesterday and now we got 3 hamsters, and there best not be anymore coming, or there is a long ride in their future ...
bullet Our roving reporter CS followed a recent flurry of submissions with this Little Johnny diddy. CS thinks that your chances of getting posted increase with the volume you send in. WRONG. It's the QUALITY that counts. And you're in College ? Geez !!!

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with them."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and turned to Little Johnny to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Mets but I was too embarrassed to say so."

bulletTV sent in one of those illusion photos. You know the kind, where you have to stare at it so your mind focuses to see something else. Well, I've been staring at this all day, and either my mind is shot, or TV is full of shit, but I can't make out the waterfall, no matter how hard I try. Perhaps you'll have more luck.  (7/17/03)
bulletRemember that turtle my boy got recently ? Well, there has been a breakout. Seems the turtle climbed out of the contraption he was in. No one knows how he did it, but he's out and roaming around the yard. Figure he'll either mosey on home soon, or else the critters who live out there at night will get to him. I suspect the latter is more likely to happen.
bulletCheck out my boy Frank on his collectible Little League Trading card. (7/13/03)
bulletZM provided this insightful image that offers some guidance for parents to reference that can assist in determining the sexual orientation of their child.
bulletOur roving reporter CS provided this interesting image of gramps with his finger buried DEEP into his nose. (7/3/03)
bulletMy boy got himself a new turtle , pic2 , pic 3. Cute little critter, but not sure if he will be staying for a long time. We don't need another mouth to feed.
bulletThe US, and possible Canadian Airports, will be using a new machine for checking people boarding the aircraft, beginning on or about 1st July 2003. The new technology will make it virtually impossible to conceal illegal goods. Click on URL below and drag your mouse over picture to see an example of how the device functions. Thanks to ZM for this one. (7/1/03) http://home.chello.no/~siamak.javid/etc/NewAirportSecurity.swf

Are you belligerent ? An analysis.


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bulletI can't resist posting some of the more interesting links or files I come across. I hope you find them amusing, or at the very least, interesting.


Links to Various Web Sites

Visit Steve's Hot Wheels Collectibles - I Buy, Sell and Trade Hot Wheels. Click my email links to send me email. I look forward to hearing from you.

Visit Frank Leone Rare Coins, Inc. All coins on this web page are conservatively graded and in choice condition unless clearly described as otherwise. With links to Frank's auctions on E-Bay.

Please visit D. A. MacPherson Guitar Works. Where you can find "Affordable Fine Handcrafted Guitars". Repair, setup, adjustments on acoustic and electric guitars.
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